You actually may be right, in which case I’d bet this dog is the sweetest little idiot in the world.

I like to say that Ben Carson is a fucking idiot, but he turned the nothing that’s in his head into a pretty decent slush fund for his buddies for most of the past year, and parlayed that grift into what I have to assume is a 6-figure job that will require almost no coherent thought from him at all.

I generally can. I carry my one-hitter and a traveling bag with me when I’m going to be in a social setting and I just smoke up wherever the cigarette smokers do. I don’t worry much about the cops - I’m pretty experienced with concealment and I’m carrying way less than a gram most of the time - and I’ve found that if…

Interesting. I’m completely unfamiliar with kava, but will look into it.

Meh. I have plenty of experience with a vast array of substances. I know which work for me and which don’t, or don’t anymore. I handle myself quite well.

Alcohol was destroying my life, and weed doesn’t do that. That’s the short answer.

Dogs = best, drunks = worst. It’s an easy choice.

Harrison retired in ‘09, otherwise spectacular.

I use Firefox and have no problems with that (anymore) but am occasionally unable to actually navigate to the Jezebel home page (Kinja 404 page comes up) for a couple days at a time, lately.

I don’t disagree, but the issue at hand is this particular instance of word usage, which is, in fact, equal-opportunity. It’s a petty and incorrect thing to get up in arms about when there are so many legitimate things to hate the police for.

I quit drinking about a year ago and have found that my desire to be around more than a few people at a time in a social setting went out the door with the booze. If I find myself in any kind of party setting, I just smoke a bunch of weed and make friends with the dog. Drunk people are the worst.

It’s not “sort of equal-opportunity,” it’s completely equal-opportunity. And, yes, it’s inexcusable how the police dehumanize everyone, and it’s how (and contributes to why) abuse is so rampant.

You’re aware “male” is used to describe men in police reports, right? The language of police reports is often ridiculous, as you have not-very-smart people trying to be clear, precise, thorough, dry, detached, and pseudo-scientific all at once. But this instance isn’t particularly sexist. Focus on the actual sexism…

Coco and Yoko talk/reality show titled Yo!Co! you heard it here first.

“My generation’s pop culture bullshit was real, man! This generation’s pop culture bullshit is just pop culture bullshit, man!”

To be fair KDot is four years younger than Macklemore, who put many years of bad music in before he “rocketed” anywhere with his bad music.

Man, fuck Macklemore. Only that milktoast biter would apologize for calling out Iggy god damned Azalea. You think J. Cole apologized for calling her out on “Fire Squad????” Which, btw, came out long before Milktoastmore’s garbage song, and deals with the exact same issue.

The only acceptable outcome of this is that it drag on until the end of time. Suit, countersuit, appeal, counter-appeal, triple-dog-appeal, and so on, every season, year in, year out, for as long as the NFL exists. Descendants must carry the torch when Kraft spontaneously turns to ash and Brady is absorbed, whole, by…

I feel like everyone is pretty open-without-actually-saying-it that this whole thing has almost nothing to do with Farook’s phone in particular.

Um. Yes. That’s exactly what it means.