Bloom County really had Trump pretty well nailed back in the late ‘80s. He’s not changed one bit.

Jameis Winston is a not-very-bright teenager’s facebook posts anthropomorphized.

And they haven’t endorsed a winner in how long? 100 years?

I feel like you’re allowed to shame someone who has lap band surgery because his chosen lifestyle has made him dangerously, morbidly obese, then continues that exact same lifestyle, eating towers of loaded nachos as snacks.

Ugh. John Star. Shut up. Nobody cares that your baby Romaine was “fresh, scissor-cut, home-grown.” Jesus, you win most fucking pretentious description of a sandwich ever presented.

Prince wrote many, many songs that others turned into hits.

To be fair, this is what she does. She obfuscates, shifts blame, and implicates uninvolved parties as scapegoats. It’s literally why she is where she is today.

It’s not bullshit, but, in Carly’s case, she was terrible. That doesn’t mean that female execs don’t catch a shitload of misogyny, and it also doesn’t mean that plenty of what Carly caught wasn’t misogyny, just that she deserved to be ridiculed because she was awful, not because she was a woman.

Every single politician who has actively supported the blatant falsehoods that led to this specific act of domestic terrorism should be charged with incitement. And Carly should be the first.

Haha, whatever, dude.

You’ve completely missed the point. Every school does it, every school is guilty, every school is reprehensible, so singling one out for ridicule as a fan of another is ridiculous.

He was the #1 overall pick and is a starting NFL quarterback. What, exactly, makes you think he’s been in any way negatively affected?

You lording it over your brother as though this were a problem specific to FSU? Yeah, that’s gotta be it.

If you think this exact thing doesn’t happen at every major NCAA program, that orange and blue dick may have poked you in the brain a few too many times.

At least he was arrested?

No shit.

I can’t imagine any one of these clownshoes bumblefucks has a chance in the GE, anyway.

I was gonna say, if that man is in his thirties, I’m still in high school. I’d believe early fifties, even.

How much did your college profit off of you while you were there?

You need to post those stories, right here, right now.