Something - and I can’t quite put my finger on what - makes me suspect you might not be an expert in the legal qualifications for libel/slander or defamation.

Eh, my dog is a pretty natural lounger. Chairs, recliners, whatever, she readily settles into a fairly comfortable snuggleslouch. Though my experience with other huskies suggests that basically all of them spend about 40% of their lives lying on their backs in some contorted manner, looking at you upside-down with…

I hope, for those 7 ladies’ sakes, that those cartoonish fucking bows (seriously, stop with the fucking bows, girls. And I say “girls” because people who get excited about giant bows are children) are simple to remove so that these bridesmaid dresses only amount to a simple ‘little black dress’ afterwards. Because the…

Will Fucking Shortz has committed much greater atrocities against humankind with his outrageous Sunday puzzles. Entire words in one box??? Symbols????????

I’m actually ok with shutting down the handful of actual extremist mosques if we also shut down the hundreds of extremist Christian churches where hate speech is regularly preached.

I thought it was commonly accepted to be about James Taylor? No? I’ve literally thought that nearly my whole life. And James Taylor was the first concert I ever went to.

Wow, nobody ever noticed that before. Because it isn’t, y’know, the entire point or anything.

It just may be that Drew is referring to the possibility of Christmas Day and New Year’s Eve falling on the same day, were the “last Friday in December” rule instituted. Maybe. Just possibly.

Robert Bentley is a useless cunt, but Alabama is mostly populated by useless cunts, so he’s appropriate.

This is one of the dumber - and more prevalent - takes on this fight.

So, instead, they get 10 times the exposure, for free, with far more in-depth coverage and attention paid than those awful in-taxi ads that everyone actively loathes.

Peanut Butter Twix is criminally underrated.

I really didn’t think it was possible for Williamsburg to get worse. Why does anyone of substance even live there? There are so many cheaper, objectively better neighborhoods that also have the advantage of not the fucking L train.

Vivica actually comes across as the worse, more homophobic person, here. She’s outing someone, which you don’t do, but she’s also doing it without actually knowing he’s gay. Her “proof” is just some homophobic bullshit about a magazine cover. She totally sounds like one of those people who think any sort of man-on-man…

I can’t wrap my brain around why anyone thinks gold and silver will retain any kind of value in the event of a major world crisis. These are not useful, practical metals in that situation. If I’m literally trying to survive, what the fuck do I want with a ton of extremely dense, basically useless gold?

Is there not enough media coverage of unheralded talents like Taylor Swift and Katy Perry for you?

This clownshow is so Junior High, I’m loving it.

I hate Alabama so, so much. I hate Ohio State. I hate Urban Meyer. I hate Nick Saban’s Anthropomorphized Hair Follicles Masquerading as a Football Coach.

She will likely have to go through a full replacement once she retires.