This is bad news because Jurassic World was a laughable, steaming turd of a movie.

People who feel an absolute need to respond to every single criticism and always get the last word are rarely people with anything worthwhile to say. You are no exception. Have fun, though!

When an idiot with logorrhea has one, and only one, rec on all of his posts, it’s incredibly obvious that he is starring all of his own posts in a pathetic attempt to pretend to have support, just like you are doing, Idiot With Logorrhea. I am trying to help you not be so obvious about how pitiful, friendless, and…

That’s some serious white people shit right there.

You should stop starring your own posts. It’s super obvious and super sad.

OTHER PEOPLE DOING THINGS I DON’T LIKE INFRINGES ON MY RELIGIOUS FREEDUMZ!!!!

If I’m running food and you aren’t watching your underfoot kid, I will kick your kid on purpose and not feel the least bit bad about it. It’s better than the kid getting a face-full of searing hot food, yeah?

My dad is 65, a CEO, and plays tennis several times a week. Is tennis not a sport?

I know, right? It’s the only sport that is negatively affected by severe, adverse weather.

People seem to confuse “low potential for overdose” with “low potential for abuse.” Benzos are handy for, say, suicidal patients because you almost can’t physically take enough (without mixing) to OD, but you can definitely develop a habit quite easily, and kicking them is no picnic.

I currently live in Alabama and am intimately familiar with the illegal drug scene. I can almost 100% guarantee you that they were the .5 mg blue “footballs.” If you say “bars” here to someone in reference to Xanax they have no idea what you are talking about.

reddit’s importance is its lack of regulation, which often means that news is broken there first, leaks are posted there, things just seem to happen there simply because they can. It is also for those reasons that it has become a hotbed of violent racism, sexism, homophobia, and general awfulness. reddit is neither…

Yeah, and I know dozens of people who drive drunk and haven’t had an accident. Doesn’t make it any less stupid or dangerous.

The American Revolution was fought so that he could live as he pleased. Not those icky gays.

There’s always a group of fucking idiots braying about this.

It’s pretty amazing how heavily some local LEAs rely on income from drug seizures, and how fucked up this has made seizure statutes and drug enforcement in those locales.

I’m convinced alien anthropologists from the future will assume Fox News was some sort of minstrel show mocking white Republicans.

Well. See. I have neck tattoos. Very nice ones done by a well-respected artist, and I like them very much. They go nicely with the rest of my tattoos. I also don’t make my living in the “straight” world, nor do I much give a fuck about it’s conventions and opinions. While I kind of see what you’re getting at - if you…

The “pharoah beard” has been a douchemarker for what seems like quite a long time. 20 years?

Well, the entire “secret” to winning in the American financial world is to never actually spend any of your own money.