Wait, what? I’ve worked 80 hours this week nowhere near a computer or news source. Are people really, actually, like, actually for real really supporting his once-again absurd “candidacy?” Really?

Yet one more reason I am thrilled to have never had facebook.

Growing up in the deep south, I heard Reesies and Cocola all the fucking time. Obstinate ignorance is the major cash crop.

Did you see her idiotic neck tattoo post? She lives up her own stupid ass.

Hey, now! Mr. Baloo von Bruinwald XIII was a gainfully employed member of society!

Come on, guys. Doesn’t everyone know by now that only black people are really racist in America anymore?

Explain your logic. Is it the markup? You are paying a similar markup on the food. Is it the simplicity of wine service? Because proper wine service is not always so simple. Especially if your server suggests a bottle that goes well with your dinner. And wouldn’t you tip 20% on a drink at a bar?

Ahoy, fellow rational-thinking island in the Alabama Sea! I can’t wait to permanently leave this state for the second time.

That’s what happens when you have jowl lines and get a mediocre face-lift.

Yeah, somebody else posted the link, but thanks. As someone who has known the Adorned staff and artists fairly well for many years, I was almost certain that this didn’t go down how Miss Jane Marie Specialflower claimed. Dan’s a good guy.

But there are few things in this life that drive me crazier that lawyers making $200K who peddle in typos.

Awesome, thanks. I knew Dan in passing and knew several Adorned artists well when I lived in NYC, and there was really no way any of this went down remotely the way that Jane Marie characterized it. So satisfying to see her get a new orifice from the public backlash.

I currently reside in Alabama. I have heard all kinds of people (well, really just white people, but lots and lots of them) say “nigger,” “nig,” “coon,” “spic,” etc. and then claim not to be racist. And they really believe it! Because the casual racism is so ingrained and so accepted, they truly believe that you have…

The “moist” hate seems to be gender-divided, from my anecdotal experience, with women making up the majority of haters. Any ideas why? The word doesn’t particularly bother me, but it’s been off-limits for pretty much every girlfriend I’ve ever had.

That’s great for you, but I still hope you won’t be so entitled and self-centered as to go completely fucking nuts on an artist who doesn’t want to sign his name to whatever you want just because you say so.

I just know that the picture at the top of this post is being printed out in, like, 95% of tattoo shops everywhere with “Do not even think about tattooing this woman!” written under it like for check passers at the grocery store.

It clearly makes you feel good to mention where you worked and currently work, as you’ve done it, what, 10 times, already? You bore me. And nice backpedaling from “all” to “a couple.” And how, exactly, does one more album before she’s consigned to the scrap heap not indicate a dying career? Or was this all a very…

So...people who have already worked with her, and have a vested interest already? Yeah, that’s what I think of when I think of the top people lining up to work with someone. /eyeroll

Basically the only time you need minced garlic is if you are mixing it with ground meat, and why would you want to press out all of the delicious liquid? Any other time, slice it as thin as possible like Paulie does in jail in Goodfellas. You get more mileage out of it. Garlic presses are for people who don’t know…

Basically the only time you need minced garlic is if you are mixing it with ground meat, and why would you want to…

I def read “munch an entire garlic clove...” and I was totally up for it, because I am a disturbed person.

I def read “munch an entire garlic clove...” and I was totally up for it, because I am a disturbed person.