I mean, maybe, but it’s also the artist’s prerogative to refuse any job, for almost any reason. I guarantee if it had been an interesting piece, a good design, any sort of decent art, something that wasn’t lame, shitty, and generic, then Dan would have considered it, but then also at least brought up the policy and…

I mean, these really are the kind of lame, stupid, tacky, generic, entitled people that live in lower Manhattan, now, I guess.

In the midst of all this whiny, entitled bullshit, it also just occurred to me that this dumb fucking white girl don’t even know she can go to almost any jewelry shop on 5th Ave. down in Sunset Park and get any name tattooed on her neck for $25, no question asked, and, last I checked, Adorned had a shop minimum of…

I don’t see it happen often to women, specifically, and certainly not at Adorned, and certainly not from Dan, if it’s the same Dan I knew years ago. He’s a great artist who didn’t want to do a lame, stupid, tacky tattoo in one of the three locations (hands, neck, face) that Adorned has always had a policy about.…

We called ‘em Everlasting Job Stoppers, for the Willie Wonka reference.

The entitled ignorance in this post is just disgusting, really.

I’m gonna wait for his side of how that conversation went before I go taking this post at face value. Or neck value.

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! I posted about being refused hand tattoos by the owner of Adorned over 15 years ago, and I already had large, visible tattoos and other modifications, and worked in East Village nightclubs, and was friends with some of the artists there. I was also 20 years old (pretending to be 23),…

“I HAVE VISIBLE TATTOOS!!1111! MY TINY LETTER ON MY WRIST AND MY STUPID TINY WORD THAT’S SO MEANINGFUL ON MY FOREARM MEAN I TOTES KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE HAVING A NECK TATTOO!!1!!1!”

Literally none of those pictures is of a neck tattoo. I am baffled by how difficult this is for people to understand.

Serena stands no chance against any man ranked 100 or higher. Yes, she’s better now than when she got her ass handed to her in a similar challenge years ago, but she still stands no chance, and can we please stop bringing this dumb shit up?

Keep trying.

You’re pretty pathetic. I guess that happens when you live in such an insular world that “visitors” throw you into a complete tizzy. Nobody around to easily show you how pathetic you’ve become, you lapse into groupthink. But...you don’t seem to have a group.

You quite obviously care. At this point, it’s bordering on psychotic obsession.

I mean, is that .gif supposed to illustrate what this post is? Also, you’re pretty awful, yourself. I know it’s hard to be dumb and unfunny when that’s clearly the opposite of what you’re going for, but at least you’re trying to make up for it with sheer quantity? I dunno, I’m trying to find something redeeming in…

God, this is just the pettiest, most bullshit fucking entitled post I’ve ever seen. Jane Marie, you are an awful, whiny, petulant, entitled person. Get fucked.

I’m not sure you know what jokes are.

No they aren’t “more risky and regret-prone” because they aren’t on anybody’s neck.

Also, your neck tattoo of your daughter’s name is stupid and tacky, but that’s really not the point.

Plenty of artists will not tattoo you in a highly visible place unless you already have a lot of tattoos. It has nothing to do with you being a woman. I’m a man who was refused tattoos on my hands over 15 years ago at New York Adorned, and, at the time, I had large forearm tattoos and large-gauge ear plugs, as far as…