That they actually allowed her stage time and any opportunity to speak at all is a travesty

Ima need some evidence of “all” of these pop masterminds who are just beating down the doors to work with her.

Best-selling recording artists of the last 1.5 years? Well, that certainly is the foundation for a career that is deeply entrenched and certain to last through generations.

Being a novelist doesn’t magically excuse you from saying dumb, dumb shit. And homegirl has said some dumb, dumb shit on Twitter, bruh.

Extremists can usually only see extremes.

I mean, of course they thought she was wearing a fake baby bump - that’s exactly the kind of shit that they would do. It’s not remotely insane to them to do something like that.

I’ve known plenty of complete assholes who would get violent while stoned. The kind of people who will get shitty about basically anything, weed doesn’t just magically turn them into kittens.

Ya know, somehow I just don’t believe that an ice cream shop in Oklahoma is “slammed” at 4 p.m. on Christmas Eve.

Well, she has asked me to help her, otherwise I wouldn’t be beating my face against that particular rock. She knows she has to at least cut down. I dared her to run about 40 yards the other day. It was not a pretty sight.

Yeah, fairly shocking, especially since Wawrinka has been such a choke artist for the past 8 months or so. Good on him, though. Beating Djokovic right now is pretty huge, esp. in an Open final.

I always kept a “We reserve the right to refuse service to any asshole” sticker on display (or nearby in case display was not possible) behind the bars where I worked. I support the right of shop owners to tell absolutely anyone they don’t like to get the fuck out of their shop. It doesn’t mean that people who…

I’ve become that rare unicorn, the Occasional Smoker. I can go a month or two without even thinking about a cigarette, but if people are smoking around me I’ll sometimes have one. I used to be a pack-a-day smoker, did the whole “Man, when cigarettes hit $2 a pack, I quit. That shit would be ridiculous!” then bought…

One could actually say that Serena’s dominance is diminishing this year, as she took losses before the finals in her last two clay tournaments in Rome and Madrid, and also failed to make the finals on the hard court at Indian Wells. She holds a good, but not isurmountable, lead in points in the WTA rankings; she could…

King Cubes should not be used for mixing drinks, however. The smaller ones (1.25”) are good in your tins, but the large ones are really best for serving (not mixing) spirituous cocktails or simple spirits on ice.

King Cubes should not be used for mixing drinks, however. The smaller ones (1.25”) are good in your tins, but the…

Um. Yeah. Fascinating. Maybe if you grew up on a farm, and were retarded.

So, what you are saying, is that you are not “as socially liberal as they come,” and that you also do not understand science or “empirical observation,” which isn’t, y’know, actually a thing.

Functional alcoholics very often do not appear drunk in the ways you might be accustomed to thinking of it.

I don’t understand how there’s any debate. Like, these fucks just invoke God, and suddenly there’s a grey area about this? It makes me more murderous than usual.

I thought Bartolo Colon would be the most ridiculous looking person I saw in a baseball uniform this year...