Well, then I consider your lack of intelligence (and reading comprehension) thoroughly unsurprising.

The NCAA loves to come out in support of progressive causes that have no chance of costing the NCAA any money. This statement - and all of the similar ones - allows them to polish up the public image without actually doing anything or spending a dime.

So, uh, your link there, it does nothing to support your assertion.

Yes. This, exactly. You want to be a shit-eating bigot piece of trash? Then you have to wear that proudly and loudly, asshole.

I dunno about "most" of North Alabama, at least by area. Huntsville stays relatively progressive due to the influence of the NASA-associated population (intelligence is highly correlated with progressive views! Shocking!), but rural Alabama near the Tennessee border is not a place I'd want to find myself a lost, gay…

There aren't enough words to fully illustrate your fabulous assholery and glittering idiocy, so I'll just leave it at, "You're a fabulous, glittering idiot, asshole."

It's not a subtle difference, it's just a bureaucratic requirement. There is no difference in the intent and impact.

22s were only recently legalized in the idiotic state I currently live in, and the prices people pay for them are beyond comprehension. Yeah, I get goosing the price/oz. a little bit, but motherfuckers are paying $12 for a 22 when a 4-pack is $15. And nobody but me is complaining about it. I mean, maybe it's because…

I FINALLY GET IT!!! She reminds me, perfectly, of clueless white chicks trying to rap along to tracks they only kind of know the lyrics to. Which is exactly what Igloo is doing, except it's her whole life.

Funny thing, you only mention "accomplished professional" and "ugly" in your self-description. Are you pleasant to be around? Intelligent? Good conversation? Funny? Interesting?

Albert Belle was never the level of superstar that A-Rod is/was. He didn't sign two separate $100MM+ contracts, never won an MVP or a World Series, and was never the best hitter at his position. And he was definitely widely disliked by the media (and most people, I'd say, though I have a soft spot for the jerk), there…

Arizona, seeing St. Louis make a claim for "Craziest Bullshit Geographical Region," makes a strong play for the comeback win.

Rickwood Field is the oldest operational baseball stadium in the country. It's beautiful, charming, and well-preserved. And do you know who plays there? Or who goes there? Or what it does? Fucking nobody, fucking nobody, and fucking nothing. The minor-league Barons play one game a year out there so it can still be…

Henry Ford was President?

It's clearly not just about the steroids. He was simply a very unlikeable person long before that became an issue, and has continued to be so throughout. I'm not saying it's right, but the two examples used above are for recent incidents that we've yet to see the full repercussions from, as well as the long-term…

Or maybe you're a fucking jerkoff. That's the conclusion I've reached, at least.

It has to do with the extended, obvious lying, even in the face of overwhelming evidence, and his pathetic self-worship. Plenty of people disliked A-Rod long before he was disgraced.

Sure, homeboy comes off as a douche, but why is nobody criticizing ol' pearl-clutching SWA? "OMG his shirt has a dirty word, this plane can't possibly continue!!!11"

Um. But. See. Logically, your statements can't co-exist. A Reuben cannot be "ALWAYS made with pastrami," and the statement "you put mustard on pastrami, period," also be true, unless you redefine a "Reuben" as a "Pastrami with mustard."