It's where the term "scumbag" came from. "Scum," an outdated term for jizz, and, well, "bag," duh.

Yeah, but nobody ever mistook O'Reilly for a journalist, or someone with integrity.

I'm pretty sure ol' Rudeboy is just fully immersed in the Method, in preparation for his role bringing back Pierce on the new Community.

Is there any way that this conservative circlejerk in celebration of ignorance doesn't bite them in the ass? I mean, I know most people are dumb as holy fuck, but the loud braying in support of ignorance in all things, I mean...it has to backfire on them, right?

You gotta feel like Igloo's PR team was absolutely thrilled.

Silver Linings Playbook was an idiotic, glib movie masquerading as some kind of insight into mental illness. As a bipolar disorder sufferer, it made me so mad I almost snapped the Netflix DVD (but didn't because it was from my mother's Netflix account because nobody under 60 still gets DVDs from Netflix).

Yeah, the Crash travesty was the last straw for me. I still watch the show for the spectacle, but if anyone thinks there is any meaning or merit involved, well, prepare for disappointment.

Behaviorally, does anyone expect more from college athletes??? I know I generally expect them to behave like entitled little shits with anger issues, and I'm rarely disappointed.

Who the fuck is going to take advice about anything involving sex from someone who is so loudly and willfully ignorant on the subject?

Why are school dances such ridiculously ripe outlets for enforced racism, sexism, homophobia, and, sometimes, just assholery?

I kind of wish she would do an album of torch songs. Her voice is interesting enough, with enough range-of-genre that she could really do several "themed" albums and not really come off as corny or contrived.

Yeah, I've been a bartender for nearly 20 years; it's like a compromise for me. I get to create awesome, unique recipes and see people enjoy them, but I don't actually like mixology nearly as much as cooking. The hours and wages for kitchen workers are awful. I don't know how the industry has survived, to be honest.

I love to cook. I'm rather good at it. My family has been pushing me to go to culinary school and make a career out of it for over a decade. I always tell them I like cooking far too much to ever make a job out of it. The quickest way to sap all of the joy out of something is to have some jackass telling you how,…

That's brutally cringeworthy as soon as he hits the "Y." 13 more letters to go, and you know exactly what each one is going to be, and exactly how much you don't want it.

I told my roommate two weeks ago to start betting against Seton Hall every chance he got. Hoping Vegas takes a minute to catch up to this trainwreck, especially since they have so many good games from earlier in the season.

One of the only reasons to have a safe in the first place is because you expect to be robbed.

Possibly the worst effect of the internet is that it gave teenagers a way of reaching so much of the world. Teenagers are awful, and the world was better off when they were pretty much self-contained in their little solipsistic world for several years.

I don't know what Fox News has to do with it, but it is hilarious. There doesn't need to be an "outcome." The Stevie Wonder Truther Movement simply needs to exist. Its existence makes the world a better place.

After breaking up with the father of her children, Hughes broke into her home beat her

That must have been an absolute delight to explain to the cops, your parents, everyone at school, Jesus...