Yeah, many years as a bartender and I've definitely encountered my fair share of ridiculously poor-tipping lesbians.

60 facebook friends.

Yeah, this girl definitely believes all the positive things she's been told by strippers, in the strip club, as a customer.

No, it's wrong to have one's head so far up one's own ass as is witnessed in this hilariously tone-deaf, self-absorbed email.

$100 is cheap as fuck to spend in a strip club. Like, the absolute minimum, unless you know someone and are getting free drinks. Even then, $100 minimum.

Bare Exposure, Atlantic City. Thank me afterward.

You say "like" waaaaaaaay too much. And you being a horrible person has nothing to do with you being a queer woman, but it has plenty to do with you thinking that being a queer woman excuses you being a horrible, obnoxious, self-absorbed person.

You really do sound like a terrible, self-absorbed, awful person. Thanks for driving that home.

Tell your friend to GET OVER HER DAMN SELF. This is NOT an example of her being "a badass, queer feminist," it's an example of delusional, obnoxious behavior and basic masturbation over how she thinks she's such a badass queer feminist. She's just as bad as the sorority idiots who think omg everyone is just soooooooo…

This chick needs to stop blowing herself. Jesus. Her obnoxious party of 50 broke-ass lesbians and 10 broke-ass straight dudes is not some fucking stripper-salvation. I mean, how fucking insufferable can you be?

Wow, you really are pig-ignorant.

Even if I shared your confidence in that, there is literally no reason for the developers not to fix it.

Such a tool would not require installation. Easily hand-held.

Facebook is definitely not a necessity, as witnessed by yours truly, who doesn't have one and never will.

Well, yeah, nobody knew he was juicing back when he was 18, I guess.

I can't imagine there is one, considering the Yankees and everyone else in the world knew for a concrete fact that he was a juicer when they signed that deal.

Obviously the Yankees should bench him for every game for the rest of the length of his contract. They can't, but it would be the best outcome. What is the chance any other team offers anything in trade? Yeah, the Yanks would love to only have to eat 90% of his contract, in that case, but who's going to offer anything…

If the developers cared about a security flaw that may cost some users their lives, it would be fixed. Oddly enough, not everything has to be about the free market, sometimes people should do a thing because it's the right thing to do, especially when it has been brought to their attention repeatedly.

Yeah, it's confusing because he's actually saying the right thing, he just understands it the complete wrong way.

I lived in NYC for many, many years, and my livelihood often did involve going out in inclement weather, and I still always loved city blizzards. So hush your condescending California mouth.