That is a cat that needs focused attention and play every day. It's just acting out all of its pent-up energy.

purrkour. duh.

And that is the most useless takeaway one could possibly have from this article, congratulations.

I think we all know there's really only one way Lynch can respond:

I was not addressing you with the "glorification," rather Monsieur Wentz, who seems to think it "cute" to be ignorant, even when he's been given every opportunity not to be. Nicoise is hardly an obscure French word, it's regularly found here in America, and Wentz has been to France many times. "Haha, I don't know…

I find the glorification of ignorance, in the face of massive exposure to other cultures, kind of sickening.

They are (and they do), I just think the intense hobbyist culture that has sprung up is dumb. But, hey, it allows me to sell a product that costs me $1.20 for $22, so...vapes for everyone!

I was referring to the nicotine-delivery vape explosion. I actually quite like them for THC delivery, and use some of my supplies to make my own vegetable glycerin THC extractions, but that's not exactly legal where I am.

Yeah, no, vape pens are wildly popular for nicotine delivery. I mean, I think it's super dumb, but I started a business just because of the huge popularity. Well, that and the 2000% profit margins.

Ah, well, we are discussing two different things. Vape pens are most often used as cigarette-replacement nicotine delivery devices. And there is a whole, bizarre hobby culture that has sprung up around it. Off of which I am profiting.

Vape pens are pretty dumb, and I say that as a producer of vape liquids.

The T/J pic is helping me get over the fact that Pete Wentz, who has toured the world with his terrible, terrible band, cannot pronounce nicoise.

"We did something that caused you significant financial damage and could get us banned from campus. We are shocked that you would expect reimbursement, which we clearly cannot afford, and we are very disappointed in you."

Nothing in the world sounds worse to me than an all-white Texas high-school graduation party.

I've met plenty of doctors that I found painfully stupid, and I don't even have a college degree.

Serious question: are any of the current GOP 2016 presidential candidates remotely viable? Romney is laughable in his own party, Rand Paul is an idiotic diversion, Mike Huckabee is a bumbling dolt with absolutely zero charisma and zero chance. Jeb Bush seems likely to win the nomination by default, and it seems if…

She shouldn't have to be Jon Stewart, but she shouldn't pretend that she respects a man who deserves nothing but condescending laughter, derision, and scorn. People like Huckabee are out to actively hurt millions of humans, and they deserve absolutely zero respect.

Are there actually more than a handful of "interesting" models in the world? In history? I mean, the whole point is that they highlight the things they wear, not themselves.

The standard aphorism is, "If you're swinging a short bat, please crowd the plate."

Honey, you are a dancing bear in this asinine circus, deep-throating whomever gets the most People covers from afar, hoping that it will somehow lend meaning to your life.