Are you on the "A-List" payroll, or something? It's almost pathological how married to this inane concept you are.

Keep that death-grip on those meaningless signifiers. It's super important to delineate who's A-List and who isn't, right? I'm sure T-Swizzle will take notice and invite you to a party!

Is it just this sub-site that is full of troglodytes who are only aware of musicians that have been on multiple covers of US Weekly? Gawker Media usually tends to attract slightly more urbane folks, in my experience.

"A-list" and "B-list" are meaningless signifiers when you're comparing someone who makes good, interesting music to someone like Taylor Swift. Popularity does not equal quality.

So he finished the round of golf one-handed, eh? With cactus spines embedded "to the bone?"

I have a very hard time believing someone who went to military school and heard Reveille every single morning would not know what it is called.

There's, like, no chance this woman won't be changing diapers on the table at an upscale restaurant at some point, and then getting violent when asked to stop and leave, right?

These kids are preteens, and the parents are screaming and cursing like maniacs, and smashing glass. What is it about youth hockey that makes the parents even worse than other youth sports?

Starring your own comment is just perfect for highlighting how very pathetic you are.

And women had to struggle mightily to get equal prizes in tennis. But you're just a shit-stirring idiot, as everyone can clearly see, so I'm not going to waste any more time with you.

Is it really so difficult to understand capitalization and quotation rules in the English language?

It's the last taboo because you know that it's going to make idiots jabber on about how this is just another reason women can't compete at the same level as men so they shouldn't be competing for equal prizes etc.

Funny story, this Super Bowl took place when I was living overseas, and I hadn't been paying any attention at all to the NFL that season. Late one night (early that morning, really) I turn on Canal+ and see the Raiders playing the Bucs. It takes me a second to realize that, waitaminute, this has to be the Super Bowl.…

Belichick and the Patriots would cheat against a middle-school team. It doesn't matter whether it would affect the outcome.

I mean, it's not the norm, but I see it happen often enough that people should know. An argument can be made for its legitimacy as a strategy in a casino, where you are in pretty much zero danger, but out in the real world your EV takes a dive once you factor in getting the shit kicked out of you, getting your whole…

Dealers and room managers prefer chopping, as it moves on quickly to the next hand. Wasting time for a $1 rake (and most likely no tip for the dealer) is not profitable for anyone.

I've often found that chopping a good hand in the blinds is the right play. Most likely outcome is that you win a very small pot, but the other outcome is that you lose a very large one. Most often not worth it.

He most likely meant chopping a tournament pool, even though it was not in their favor to do so.

Chopping is never required.

I play professionally and have also dealt for years. One thing I'd like to add to this: If you are such a weak player that the only way you can occasionally profit is by being a complete prick and putting everyone else on tilt, don't try that shit outside of the safety of a casino. People will wait for you and fuck…