Fucking children. "OMGZ!!!111 how did u evr liv w/o iphones, lol?"

If you, as an adult, prefer creamy peanut butter, we probably can't be friends, because you like mediocrity.

At this point he's never getting in, anyway, everyone already hates him and knows he's a liar and a cheat, so he has nothing to lose and $30 million to gain.

It's funny how bland and milktoast the Republican platform sounds when you take all of the racism, sexism, and xeno- and homophobia out of it. Like, all they have left to talk about is how white people used to have it hard, too, and business is good stuff.

Actual fine dining restaurants don't do Groupons.

Only the SD card or SIM card had to survive, most likely.

Location doesn't change the definitions of the words.

True, but the words still shouldn't be treated as interchangeable.

"Weight" and "mass" are separate concepts.

What is this event, actually? There is nothing about this Sunday, but a march is scheduled for March 25th to commemorate the anniversary.

I'd feel bad saying that I'm just waiting for my mother to die (and have been for years) if I wasn't mostly certain that she's just been marking time doing the same thing. People with horrible, unresolved emotional issues just shouldn't have children, or should at least have the decency to let other people raise them…

I grew up and currently live in Birmingham. I think I pretty much have to go participate in this, especially with my family history, but I'm torn over it. And I can't put my finger on exactly why, but I still know it's important to be there.

I walked or rode my bike to and from school alone from age 7 to age 13. What the fuck is wrong with everyone?

Well that's just oppressive.

Wow. And I mean wow wow, but fuck no.

This is absolutely fucking hilarious. Thank you for pointing it out. Fucking hotdog.

His team beat three very good teams, yes, but it's still just three games, and he wasn't spectacular, just good. No, he's not a superstar.

The wedding and supportive family were what put it over the edge for me. No way. Sorry. #thingsthatneverhappened

This is so egregious I actually feel bad for the guy. Like, he pretty much has to have a mental disorder, right? His language is that of a non-native speaker, but it seems he's American (100% German-American, I guess), which makes me wonder about his mental state/capacity. I dunno.

People who sell cars are almost universally cretinous shitstains.