Maybe, but that implies a level of incompetence heretofore unexplored. Even the worst restaurant managers I've ever encountered made at least a weekly schedule.

She is painfully unfunny. That is her transgression. Offensive is fine, as long as it's funny. She is not.

The first rule of being offensive is you have to also be funny, which is something Kathy Griffin has never quite understood.

Improper knife care drives me insane.

Having made many schedules, that just sounds like extreme masochism. Why the holy fuck would you want to make a schedule every day???

People only matter (exist, almost) insofar as their direct relation to him. Classic sociopath.

That's not what you said, you know that's not what you said, and I'm going to stop giving you the attention you so desperately crave.

Too bad Philly is a shithole and both Philly and Pittsburgh are full of Pennsylvanians. Not exactly the best bookends.

Wow, ignorance and bigotry answered with more of the same. You...uh...win?

I think his answer was very clear. He does not like women. He only approves of "ladies," those who keep themselves subservient and wouldn't dare get uppity.

Dudley O'Shaughnessy, Rashard Lewis, and Darren McFadden are all miles from "megastar" status. Hell, from even "star" status.

Eh, Girls is plenty risque to its primary audience of suburban teenagers.

They don't make money from users, they make money from businesses they extort. Number of users is, at best, a tertiary concern for them.

You can, however, take the longshot in certain more favorable situations. I correctly put a large bet on the 76ers money line for their first win of the season (over Minnesota) because, hey, they can't go 0-82, and the T-Wolves are pretty fucking terrible, too. Only time I've even sniffed Philly this season.

Is that not what I said?

Yeah I put that together after seeing another of your comments. Way to own your whining, at least! ;)

Hahahaha, I will never not find people using the word "liberal" as a slur hilarious. And there's only one of us whining, bruh.

It totally does seem like something written during a cocaine and bourbon bender. I suppose Texas's general irrational hubris is actually pretty spot-on for the attitude of someone high as balls on blow.

Well, you just exposed your own willful and obstinate stupidity. "I'd never vote for a democrat," even if he/she was exceptionally more qualified and supported my interests, because I'm a stubborn dumb idiot.