I loved this movie. Those lasers are pretty stupid though.

Their speed and efficiency were appreciated, since I had stayed up all night drinking tequila and doing blow (which is why going to the View at 9 a.m. seemed like such a good idea).

Nah, I've been to a View taping (or is it live? I can't even remember and am too lazy to google it). It's pretty much bare-bones.

First Whoopi farts, and now we've got to hear a bunch of trumpeting from this asshole.

Dear terrible people,

I shudder to think how truly pitiful your life must be that this encounter counts for you as "winning" at anything.

Maybe, but it happens, and it shouldn't.

Being so Full Of The Lord makes them feel like they don't actually have to be good people. Bible-thumping, praying, singing, worshipping, etc. all take the place of being a decent person as far as getting them into Heaven.

There is almost never an excuse for spitting in someone's food. It's dangerously unsanitary, and no matter how much of an asshole a customer is, you should never intentionally expose anyone to disease. If you find yourself incapable of serving a guest without spitting in their food, well, one of you needs to never…

I wish my name was Minerva Ragnarsson.

Your lower-tier restaurants (and many upper-tier) routinely violate all kinds of labor laws.

Yeah, Manhattan is "starved for good bud." Y'know, you can only have the best in the world delivered to your door in a Mercedes in half an hour, but I guess they don't pay you to take it off their hands, or something, so Manhattan is starving.

Yeah, far too many restaurants try to go the "more is better" route and clutter up their menu and their entire space. Do a few things very well, and be clear about it.

With your head so far up your ass I would imagine that's the only thing you ever sense.

I've seen this twice in the past two days on sites that both previously reported on it months ago. What gives?

First, I don't think it's "creepy skank shit" in any way. Second, yes, one should evolve as one ages. I don't think she has to become "conservative," I just think that this particular image, in context of her career, persona, age, and the current pop-culture landscape...it's a little played.

I actually really, really like the aesthetic in that picture, I just wish it wasn't Madonna. Coming from her, at this date, it just reeks of try-hard.

You salvaged yourself from your White Zin-ness with your astute observation.

Awesome, now we can get into the inherent anti-black racism behind the term "white trash."