I can't cook. I can follow a recipe, but I can also guarantee that it will not usually turn out well. ::shrugging:: It's one of those things. It's either dry when it shouldn't be or watery when it shouldn't be or burned when it shouldn't be or undercooked or just tastes terrible.

The photoshopping of women's crotches actually really bothered me when I was a kid.

I agree with you except.. The lower torso area is so photoshopped to hell that it looks extra creepy. Well, to me anyway. I can't quite explain it. Like her crotch just stopped or got cut off or something. Like she is going to remove the bottoms and we are all going to discover she has a crotch like a Barbie.

I just want to add, it is Kinja that is so messed up. Not your reply or you or anything. I really, really miss the very old system (was that Kinja?) with the stars and such. I earned my star way back and now it's just capriciousness and randomness that gets you "black." Not saying you are capricious or random,…

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Tom Hiddleston is far superior to Cumberbatch.

Here's the biggest lie/deception that I ever perpetuated on my parents ...

That I met Jonathan Taylor Thomas on a family trip to California. I was a golden god for the entirety of seventh grade.

Oh, man. This won't be funny, I apologize.

at my work, we have people who's admin roles include supply ordering, catering organization, travel organizing. As well as dedicated cleaning staff. But the cleaning staff are not there to clean people's personal lunch dishes. As management, I try to remember to be very appreciative of their efforts. This…

SHE

Also, dark hair = antagonist/bad person.

Source: the front cover of every Fear Street book ever.

Yes, it was disconnected in every way. Also, why were these women with these men? Not only were they made up to be flicking And unnecessarily ugly but they were dumb and morally intolerable.

I'm not surprised at all by this. My career has been below the line, but in a high level in my field. There's actually a relatively fair number of women in higher production and development positions. They did not get there, nor do they stay there, because they are woman-friendly. They get there and they stay there by…

To me it felt like it had been much longer and was cut down in a crazy way, and ended up teetering sideways like a shack on stilts. Like, I was surprised at how ... structurally unsound... it was. I felt the same way about Inherent Vice, which I really wanted to like and started out great.

I never really liked the brush that came with the kit so I always use this http://www.maccosmetics.com/product/145/28…

I don't use Brow-Zings (I have black hair and I like a sheer-able black, not brown, brow fill - so it's MUFE Aqua Black for me), but I have Benefit's Hard Angle Definer brush and love it. Fairly stiff but not scratchy, not too wide, sheers nicely, has held up really well over the last...two years? (Though I don't use…

Wet and Wild makes a mini travel brush kit. All the brushes in it are hard and synthetic, but there are a couple that would be perfect for your brows.

My one co worker asks me if I got punched in the face every fucking morning because of my under eye circles.

I am currently on an interesting learning curve. My company, with plenty of female management, just hired a man to be my "counterpart". Our management level positions are very heavy in using company software to manage client information, which he does not know and is struggling with. I will teach him, but I will…