At least Rayden can pretend they were named after a Mortal Kombat character

Bogus, racist, urban legend bullshit. Just like everyone who claims that their toddler son chewed his toast into the shape of a gun. On purpose.

Micheline is on there? Is that not a normal French name? I used to know someone by that name and never thought it was weird...

If you don't ever want children a vasectomy is a fairly easy procedure and can even be reversed should you change your mind.

I was (perhaps naively - or maybe I've just been desensitized to douche) thinking he didn't sound too bad. Until ....poetry...I think: hmmm, warning sign?...personal femme fatale. Hahaha, nope.

Maybe he should discover bisexuality

A femme fatale belongs to no man!

Twelve year old little resplendent decided to try blow drying her hair with a round brush to give it body, like 'Teen' magazine suggested. (This was in the pleistocene era, kids.)

The year was 2001 and all I wanted was to look like Mandy Moore with her cute pixie cut (Exhibit A). However, the Supercuts lady decided that meant "standard bowl cut" and I ended up looking like Exhibit B. As a chubby, self conscious, 13 year old girl...this was the WORST.

ugh I had this happen. But no perm was to blame. I wanted to cut my hair short, I was donating my hair to locks for love. Unfortunately I did not realize that once my hair was cut short it would be TWICE as curly. I thought I would be like Felicity maybe, but instead I had a mushroom head. To add to this embarrassment…

I have dark black hair. Long dark black hair. But when I was a teenager I was not happy having long dark black hair. However It's hard to lighten black hair when you don't know what you are doing and silly me I thought you could bleach your hair with actual bleach. So I went to the cupboard and got the javex and…

When I ws 15, I read in YM that a teaspoon of olive oil is a good conditioner. I thought, "well if a teaspoon is good, a cup (yes, really) will make it GREAT". I tried to rinse it with....more conditioner, and it made it worse (DUH). I took Irish Springs soap and lathered half the bar into my head....still oily. By…

In the early 2000s, I had those awful chunky highlights and at one point I had a bad case of tan hands after trying to look tan as someone who will just never achieve that look. I have been very picky about highlights since, and now I embrace my natural skin color...

I see any option as improvement. I chose natural deliveries for both of my kids simply because the only options were natural or epidural. Luckily everything went fine and I was able to deliver naturally even though my first child was overdue and HUGE and I'm very petite. Second child was also large but the pain was…

Oh come one, this has nothing to do with that.

As someone learning German, these are some of my favourites so far

Basically. I know I'll go out and buy some silk blouses like Stella's now, except my pitstains will shortly destroy them and the trouble of dry-cleaning them will mean they hang sadly in my closet because I don't have to dress fancy for work.

It would be helpful if they would acknowledge that many women are prescribed opioids after c-sections and that can begin the problem. And of course the US has a high c-section rate. I don't think that is the only reason for opioid use in women, but it is a part of it.

Sorry, she's a block head.

This is why I loved the episodes that embraced the silliness of the show's premise (which I think were mostly written by Vince Gilligan, actually) - episodes like Bad Blood, Small Potatoes, etc.