Epic. Just epic.

Yep. I'm all about the rayon.

Ugh yes. Or, I buy them.. And realize that they have to be dry cleaned. Eff that. So, I wash them. Then, they're done. Cuz ya, silk be high maintenance ya'll.

Came here to say this. I have two degrees in English and am envious of her style and prose. "You know you have eaten" says more in five words than most food critics can communicate in a paragraph.

What's a few laws and no trespassing signs when you're searching for The Truth?

In all seriousness, though, they're barely more unprofessional (really just unprofessional in zanier situations) than anyone on CSI, NCIS, SVU, Blacklist, Fringe...you name it really. No one on these shows pays much attention to the…

I'd loved The X-Files as a preteen, and going back to it later was stunned by how childish, and downright silly the show is at times.

OH EM GEE how could you tell so quickly that the letters in my comment rearrange to spell out, "objectify all the menzzzz"? #illuminati

I know, right? "Systemic influence" and "rape culture" are just like, really big words that bum me out. Like murder and genocide, so I just pretend those things don't exist either.

So we hate her (today) for not using Twitter to write !!!brilliant revelations!!! about life the universe and everything. Got it. .

Don't tell me; let me guess. The one bra they found you that fits costs somewhere north of $60? Amirite?

Or, you can have no fucks to give anymore, and not wear a bra at all! This works best for small breasted women, or large breasted women like myself who have no interest in propping up my funbags for any reason.

Rom-Coms....

The bottom line is, obviously people are seeing "something". Knock out the 98% unreliable witness, and just leave the pilots, astronauts, trained observers. Then tell me what they saw. I'm hard pressed to believe it's aliens. But the 2% are seeing something! We deserve to know what.

Why is that a picture of a women laughing when the texts says tears? You seem confused.

So when can we expect the heartwarming sports movie treatment?

It's not even a good troll! It's just some whiny manbaby, probably microwaving a ham & cheese hot pocket in his stepmother's basement. Somebody needs to tell the guy to put in a little more effort.

Considering that's been the status quo for millennia, I fail to see your point.

proenza schouler sounds like a big pharma company. discuss.

Every time I read about Lena Dunham I wonder why any woman would ever choose to enter this particular industry - the exceptional level of scrutiny must be so oppressive.

Well he just ruined his two nice dicks for me with that BS cervix story. Why do so many men think that's hot? Kinks and all, getting your cervix bruised by sex hurts (not so bad during for me, but after it's not fun). Prolapse is painful and horrible, I assume, and not something anyone should go through and not…