Its not as simple as that though, because nutritional guidelines change quite often.

Johnny was one of those celebrities I always thought would age with dignity and grace.

Good. But it's staged.

Traditional names spelled uniquely are the worst. Parents are setting up their kid for a lifetime of irritation, because they will forever be correcting people on the spelling.

So, your username is true!

You sound a bit jealous that you didn't think of it first, to be honest.

True dat.

personal femme fatale

The idea of a needle going into my spine scares me more than pushing a baby out of my vag to be honest. If I ever birth a kid, I will try to avoid an epidural.

Mid-90s, high school.

Oh sure, I imagine Bjork didn't have the same masterful command of english back in the 90s as she does now.

She sounds like she has accumulated a lot of wisdom over the years. Very thoughtful statements.

Sure, boys pick up some things about sexism from their mothers, but it in no way compares to the lessons boys learn from other men, and masculine culture in general.

Why should the mothers feel like failures? Boys don't learn this kind of toxic masculinity from their mothers. They learn this from other men.

Undershirts! I have a bunch of lightweight bamboo t shirts that I wear under my good blouses. That way, no pit stains, and you can get away with wearing the blouse a few times before it needs to be washed.

Out of celebrity offspring who model and actually look like models, I can think of Georgia May Jagger. That's it. The rest is just nepotism. Kendall is definitely pretty, but she doesn't have high fashion looks.

Women do go to the doctor more than men in general, and this is reflected in the studies, but studies also show that doctors tend to dismiss women's complaints of pain more than they do men's complaints. So these things probably cancel each other out.

So you're procrastinating on your netflix signup?

I've resigned myself to cheating with viscose. Still pretty high maintenance, but half the price, so I don't grieve so much when I inevitably ruin them.

I know, right? I remember when I was a kid, it seemed so creepy and serious. The show used to give me nightmares, regularly.