I’m just impressed he got Russel Wilson to wear a Jameis Winston t-shirt. 

Jesus Christ, can we just throw EVERYONE involved in that screencap into the deepest part of the ocean?

If you edited out all of the staged drama, there’s maybe like 10 minutes of actual renovations and ideas in each show.

I’ll just leave these here.

I think someone on this site recently (like within the last 2 weeks) referred to him as “Nosferatu with an MBA”.

*googles Browning Nagle*

I hope it makes Jonestown look like a cake-walk.

If someone says they don’t need 10,000 word essays on Jake Westbrook and Quinton McCracken, they’re lying.

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

This is the correct response. He should’ve cut back on all those trips to the “slopes” he was taking daily, the guy made bank, then made bad decisions, tough shit.

“Today, Tom Brady learned that he is ‘The Good Boy’ everyone’s been asking him about.”

Maybe he was saying that it was ridiculous that he didn’t have any comments.

In addition to removing his hat does he know that you’re supposed to stand with your hands at your sides for the anthem? Putting your hand over your heart is for the Pledge of Allegiance.

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

As a side note from a fellow M’s fan; I have to think it’s just our luck that the one year we are in contention for a playoff run; all these outside issues are putting a cloud over it. First it was Robbie’s hand, then his suspension, now the workplace harassment issues (unbelievable Mather was actually promoted after…

Me, I prefer my mom’s life advice: [three minute voicemail of, “Hello? HELLO? Pick up the phone if you’re there. This is your mother. Hello? Pick up if you’re there, please.”]

It’s just like my dad always says: [three minute voicemail of car noises and talk radio muffled by his pocket]

Exhibit A walks into the room . . . .

What the fuck is wrong with these people?!!!

Unaslapper.