OOH! when picking crabs, after you eat the claw meat you can pull on the cartilage inside the claw and make the moving part of the claw operate. CRAB FIIIIIGHT!

I was a deprived child. Growing up, at the kids’ table at Chinese restaurants, the natural thing to do was stick the peking duck heads on chopsticks and play Duck Fight.

I have two daughters who are both adorable. How do I know this? Because people will constantly go on and on about how pretty they are. “Oh my god, she is so BEAUTIFUL! You’re gonna be in trouble when she get’s older, man!” Stupid, creepy shit like that. I always say something along the lines of, “Well, she’s also…

Are we.... really at the point where the President of the United States, says “she’s right there looking at us,” which is clearly a lie, and it doesn’t even register to anyone, or it’s just doesn’t matter... So did all the reporters look over, thought “what the fuck is is pointing to” and not seeing Melania and just…

#neverforget

Wow, an actual CarGo cultist.

50, if an offensive lineman boots it through.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

Not aging well.

Kinda hard to re2pect this a22hole anymore.

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist.

On the day we stand upon the edge of oblivion, at the end of all things and turmoil and time, may we have the courage to remember this precious moment, and meet our destinies with joy.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Christ, what an asshole.

That just means you have to pound him until he’s tender

Actual recent photo of Jeff Bezos...