Cross country produces some of the harrier situations in sports.

Probably her punishment for coming in two pounds overweight.

Clearly this dinosaur had some special performance claws in her contract.

The cruel irony of this dinosaur being effectively unable to “Give me a T!”

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

#notallkids

This must be what he means by “face adversity.”

If there is a “Trump” audible, what do you think it is?

Go right. Further right. Completely out of bounds. Further.

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

Throw it to the dumb white guy and hope he doesn’t run backwards?

I’d venture in the Pats’ case, the “Trump” audible is some kind of fancy dog whistle.

This is a Highlight

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

A lot of people don’t understand that you don’t have to like someone in order to vote for them. You’re not going to date them, they’re not going to be your roomate. Vote for the most competent, qualified and reasonable candidate who actually has a chance to win. And we all know who that candidate is.

Pffft, I could go 0 for 12 in the Arizona Fall League

Just two guys who met their ends via a piece of wood.

Matthew 27:29: And they twisted together a sombrero of gold and put it on His head. They put a bat in His right hand and knelt down before Him to mock Him, saying, “Hail, King of the Mets!”

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”