This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.

At least he dressed up for the occasion.

They’re affiliated to the University of Woolamaloo…

Shhh, just keep ignoring her like the rest of Western Washington residents do.

Ever seen a Kansas stripper?

Still not as stupid as Susan Hutchinson dismissing his comments because “he was a democrat at the time”.

Apropos reminder (that has the added benefit of scratching a Yankees fan’s scab):

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

assuming the help dude would bang you...

I also miss the days when Baseball players were healthy role models.

Right, it’s like you’re describing Hooli from Silicon Valley.

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

He got all huffy.

Don’t forget the other problem, they love giving non-monetary perks, like snacks, movie days, etc. but they also want a 90+ hr work week.

Can’t wait for the “All cancers matter!” protests during breast cancer awareness month

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

We had an idiot friend named Clint in high school.

Oh my god, I never noticed how much Eric Trump looks like Odo from Deep Space Nine.