Looks like big dumb fun. Such an oddball cast. I am all for actors playing against type. Or just getting to act because “type” is dumb and frustrating. I will see it just to encourage more unusual casting decisions. And because Amanda Brugel is quietly solid in Handmaid's Tale and Kim's Convenience it's neat to see…

And why does Guilfoyle's kitchen look like it's filled with smoke? 

I appreciate it. If nothing else, believe that we were pretty high.

I feel slightly less crazy, thank you.

With the caveat that were all pretty high, we were in my friend’s garage when his mom’s dachshund walked in, looked up and said, in English, “Woof.”

Well, you’re welcome for my years of service then.

Or where they hang their “Jared” and “Ivanka” skin suits before slithering into their pods for a protein bath.

I have a stack of comics (graphic novels, if you prefer) that I bought over the years and never got around to. That is my primary “pandemic reading list” and I couldn’t be happier.

My wife sewed masks for the three of us in our house. Once a week I wear it to the grocery store, as that is my only public outing these days. When I get home I throw it in the wash. Wash it on hot, dry it hot, then put it away until the next food run. I do feel like a bit of a goober wearing it but I figure it is, in…

My dad is 93. I am confident he will be ready to go back to work and sacrifice himself for his 20+ grandchildren just as soon as you tell him what day today is.

Back in the ‘90s I knew a dude named Dick Daley. You couldn’t not call him by first and last name. He didn't care. He was (is still, I imagine) gay and would even humor you with an "I wish" when you called his name.

Yes. But there are three of us, three bedrooms, and three toilets. If I time it right, I can go days without seeing my family.

I am not too worried about food. We always have plenty of non-perishable stuff on hand (thanks, lean years, for that bit of ever-present anxiety). But I have been, probably irrationally (maybe?), stockpiling coffee and rye whiskey. We all quarantine in our own way, I suppose.

Jeebus. If you showed me then/now pictures side by side, I wouldn’t believe you if you told me they are sisters. Nevermind the same person.

Well, it is "incredible" in the strictest reading of the word which is "not credible."

Bezos only has one phone? You'd think he would be more savvy. I am sure his jeff@ Amazon address is manned by a squad of helper monkeys and he has a super secret email for his real business. Surely he should have a separate "pictures of my junk" phone.

“Using fake images to sell products to actual people” is a core tenet of all marketing. They are banking on most people not bothering to look behind the facade.

My kid is 12 and has watched The Office, in its entirety, six times. Every day in my house is a reunion special.

Wow, he really exposed the Museum-Industrial Complex. People in non-profits are raking in big money based on lies. Good catch, guy I’ve never heard of.

There will be no winners when this is over.