George Lucas, father of all. Maybe Frank Oz. Good luck.

I have my eye on a Honda Acty right now so I am not afraid of ugly. But this Tesla monstrosity is just dumb. 

I hope this becomes one of those October legends and Ross pitches way above his head for one outing, giving the Nats a narrow victory in game 5. But if he gets shelled and is gone before recording six outs, I wouldn’t necessarily be surprised either. Baseball!

My grandfather once told me you need two kinds of money. “Walking around money” and “running away money.” And to always keep the piles separate.

Man, what a stupid time to be alive.

Oops. Apologies, I said the same thing above before I scrolled down here and saw yours.

He looks like a young Jim Tomsula.

That is incredibly disappointing. I would ask for my money back.

I see your "not knowing what a sapiosexual is" and raise you one "I don't know who Mark Ronson is."

I was walking down Huntington Ave in Boston, a few blocks from where the Boston Symphony Orchestra plays. A car pulled over and the driver asked, “How do you get to Symphony Hall?” Did I take the biggest, juiciest, lowest-hanging fruit ever and shout, “Practice!”? No. I said, “Oh, it’s around the corner and on the…

The Mariners haven’t had a lot of numbers worth retiring, but if they don’t put 34 away forever I would be bummed.

I don’t know if poor officiating is what is alienating fans. And I am all for doing what needs to be done to get these calls right. My point, which I may have failed to make, was that the announcers are never going to take the umps to task for bad calls. Their job isn’t to point out the problems the game has. They're c…

“a calibrated show" is the game. Always has been. It ain't easy trying to appeal to everybody. I have never trusted a candidate to do anything they promise either. I have always picked the least worst option (though I was actually FOR Obama and not just against the opposition, which was refreshing) and hoped for the…

That would be the epitome of biting the hand that feeds them. I lovelove the game of baseball but the institution is impossibly risk-averse, top to bottom. I doubt anybody wants to be the one to rock the boat.

“Please come on over to the BU brain bank next week and we can discuss the nuances.”

We need to retire the word “empowered.” It has become an empty corporate buzzword that makes the C suite feel important without actually doing anything.

As a cis white man I have to say that our reckoning cannot come soon enough.

Armchair proofreader time. Did you mean “...incapable of NOT sexualizing teenage girls...” in your closing paragraph?

My heart goes out to the Palin children, Grud, Stack, Piston, Ziploc, and Piper.

I am grateful for your generosity.