They signed for 70,000 per season, not guaranteed. How much did they actually make, I wonder. I would be surprised to learn that any of them got the full 70. 

Garbage People.

I lean atheist, but right now I hope there is a savior who is ready to go full Old Testanent on these pieces of shit

Well, shut my mouth.

The name “MaryAnne White" could not be more perfect. It must have taken her forever to type up her op-ed while simultaneously clutching her pearls.

Sale on blue shirts, everybody!

Pence believes in things. As execrable as I find his beliefs it is much easier to fight someone when you know where they stand. I would gladly have Pence in the hot seat and be exposed for the loon he is.

Football broadcasts already indulge in slow motion replays of coaches walking around on the sidelines, what's a little more?

I’m not on the Twitter, but I would be interested to know if she had anything to say in response the loads of corrective responses or if she is just going to pretend it never happened. Oh, haha, yeah I probably already know the answer.

“I’ve learned my lesson over and over again.”

I swear the Tesla front end looks like a Ford Focus that somebody sealed up the grill with Bondo.

I am old and don’t know who most of these people are (“Betty Who?” is my name for all of them). But this is the second time I’ve set eyes on Kacey Musgraves and I keep thinking she’s Demi Moore. I need a nap.

I got the audio book of Lindy West reading it. It’s a delight to hear it in her own voice. And I have decided that is Dan Savage and nothing anyone says can make me believe otherwise. Just let me have this.

Grit 'n' Grind sounds like that time as a teenager when I dry-humped my girlfriend on the beach.

He probably should have limited the entirety of his comments to “so be it." He's not helping.

Hats off to Devin Sloane for his adorably thematic approach to bribery.

In the spirit of the season, use mine and we’ll say it’s from you.

Pete Alonso does not skip leg day. Or he has two peg legs made of oak trunks.

Hahaaa! I was just thinking, “how dare she force me to reevaluate my opinion of her!” Whatever else, this is a remarkably kind gesture.

He and Lou Dobbs have the same stylist, apparently. I can’t wait until I get old enough for the graying process to reverse itself.