Having done extra work, once upon a time, this story is totally plausible. Extras are less than nothing on a film set. You’re a set piece that can move itself, but the non-sentient set pieces are better cared for.

Grade A Bullshit. I sincerely hope every head rolls for this.

Young Angel Hernandez and Friends:

Because I watched “Arrested Development” too often, I always call Brock Holt “Steve Holt.”

Also, I know this is the antithesis of proper Kinja, but I’ve been thinking about my first response and I want to apologize for speaking to you (typing at you) in that tone. Agree or disagree there was no call for me come at you the way I did. I endeavor to be a better person than that, but the Internet got to me.

I am made of contradictions.

You are, of course, correct. I still like her.

You’re welcome. And, please, stick it up your chimney.

Maybe you didn’t hear me the first time. Fuck you. I can handle criticism when it’s thought out and actually legitimate, not just the usual, rote, woman-hating talking point (that completely disregards the divisiveness of the winning candidate) that every shit-bro has adopted and tried to pass off like they were the…

Is it too soon for the first woman and Asian-American president? The more I hear from Senator Hirono, the more I like her. She’s not taking anybody’s shit.

Serious question, with what do we power all of the electric cars? Solar? Nuclear? Wind? I’d like to think it would be something sustainable, but am I just being naive?

Wow. Fuck you. Just... fuck you. Incredibly tired of this weak, tired talking point. And if I didn’t make it clear enough earlier: fuck you.

Whatever else he may be, Elon Musk seems like a deeply unpleasant person.

I have a mom, five sisters, a wife, a daughter, and more women friends than I can count. I have never used any of them as cover for why I endeavor to not be a piece of shit toward women. They are human, I am human. It shouldn't be that hard.

It is about 10:05 am, Pacific. I am going to make one of these right god damned now. I will eat nothing else for a week. Thank you

Curses. Should have used my birth name, Lawrence Dalliapoulos.

See also: Arkansas, Idaho, Illinois, Kentucky, Maine, Missouri, New York, and Tennessee.

I nuked my “real” Facebook account about six months ago and have not been sorry. I have a fake FB account tied to a fake gmail account* that I use for logging into things (Spotify, Kinja) that uses a fake name (Larry Dallas, because I was in a “Three’s Company” mood) and has no friends, followers, or activity. I set…

Imagine your lot in life is looking enough like Donald Trump that you are his body double. SAD.

What kind of lunatic keeps a wall calendar from 1982? This alone should disqualify him.