I don't know Haley Pollock, but I like the cut of her jib.

Came here for this. Thank you. Youppi is the mascot other mascots wish they could be.

I’m going with Corky St. Clair, just for the haircut.

After almost 20 years in the world of marketing, I finally bailed. I’m going to trade school for welding now. The money won’t be as good but I will be able to look myself in the eye every morning and I won’t have to spend any more of my creative energy polishing turds for people I don’t respect. It took a very long…

Pretty much.

I got through about 75 seconds of that video with the sound off. Even looking at that song is hard. I did like the short glimpse of the on-field attendant at the beginning who was “directing” the players coming out of the tunnel onto the field. Pretty sure they can find the field without help. Although...

I hope some day to be successful enough that I can dress like I race mini bikes for fun and hang out with the high school kids even though I’m in my 20s.

We might give you a swirlie.

And they need to use the subjunctive but they aren't. "What if IG were smart?" Not "was." The fact that are not "smart" enough to know that is perfect.

How dare you besmirch the good name of the real Foghorn Leghorn.

These people are garbage people. They, and all of their however many social media followers, can go right to hell.

You’re not wrong. Well, except the part about me being in Tacoma. But I’m pretty sure your other point can be proven scientifically.

The second stanza of “Invictus.”

I usually ignore the ads in these stories, but this one was quite well placed.

I hate Stephen Miller so much. I am confounded by his unchecked power to comb through the law, looking for loopholes he can use to screw people he doesn’t like. I’m not a Pollyanna, but can nothing be done to bring him to heel?

“This is why “giff” and “jiff” are equally valid.”

Thank you. I was wondering if the Nosferatu comparison had been made already. I don’t follow the NBA so--holy shit that guy looks like a corpse!

He kisses them “in the mouth.” IN the mouth. In. The. Mouth. 

I have a friend who works in theater. He bought a Nazi flag from a different theater that was shutting down. He feels funny about having it but has used it three times in shows he has produced or directed (Sound of Music, for one). He is an Asian-American.

I just want one at-bat. Just one.