Man, I seriously hate that feeling when passing someone you passed once before about 60 miles back. I would be so much farther if we hadn’t stopped! Should make everybody wear diapers.

I was in Japan for the past couple of weeks and happened to catch the JPB All-Star Game. It started at 6:00 and was over by 8:30. I only knew a couple of the players but it was a fun and FAST game of baseball. For extra fun (because I don’t know how to have “fun” apparently) I timed a couple of inning breaks. It was a…

File photo of “Max & Graham”

He shouldn’t have “snapped back.” Somebody poked him in the ego and he couldn’t just shut his hole and move on. Whatever you think of Musk’s efforts in this whole thing, he’s made it far worse by his inability to just walk away, like a grownup.

I haven’t “lashed out” and made baseless accusations about a person’s predilections. Not lashing out is a baseline expectation for functioning adults. Even my 11-year-old kid knows this.

Dickie. Arbiter.

My next-door neighbor rents rooms in her house, mostly to grad students or young professional types. One of her current tenants is a PhD candidate from Kenya. Yesterday, this PhD candidate had a cookout in the backyard with a bunch of her friends who were (whispers) all black. They were having a great time, laughing…

I will cop to only reading the headline. When I noticed the answer was longer than “yes,” I didn’t want to continue.

Yep. Watched it all the time. Always felt bad for the “winners” who bit on the double or nothing question at the end and lost.

Points off for misspelling Xtreme!

Not necessarily.

I’m a little surprised that municipalities haven’t started selling naming rights to iconic roadways/bridges/tunnels. It would add a nice dollop of awfulness to the confusion. “Take the Pizza Hut Expressway to the Farmer’s Insurance Bridge. If you get to the Subway ‘Eat Fresh’ Tunnel, you went too far.”

Don’t drag our fish into this. They’ve done nothing to you.

My wife is a delightful travel companion and very smart about planning our trips together. I try to help out but we both know that she’s the brains of this outfit. When our daughter was younger and prone to bouts of hunger rage, we were planning a trip overseas. My wife announced that she was going to pack a few…

Hoo boy. I checked my daughter’s breathing every night until she was three. No exaggeration. She’s 11 now and I’m getting better at giving her what I hope are appropriate boundaries. Boundaries that will let her explore and learn independence while still having a general idea what she’s up to. She’s going to middle…

In re War of the Worlds, that is how the book ends.

Junior is going to throw his back out from sucking in his gut that hard.

Jesus, that is unbelievably tone deaf. Also, Melania shops at Zara? Seems kind of low-rent for her.

I have always wanted a Honday Gyro, with the full canopy. If it has the Pizza La logo still on it, all the better. Not a car, but you said I could dream.

I think it’s time for somebody to invade us.