Good thing he has a fall-back career.

I like you.

Are you suggesting my choice to not eat boiled offal is somehow impairing my judgment? I say thee, nay. It’s probably the Lipitor.

I liked my marshmallows seared. Burnt to hell on the outside, mostly raw on the inside. Who has time for slowly spinning a marshmallow in smoke? It’s a marshmallow. Burn it. Eat it. Repeat.

A long time ago Steve Martin had a bit about “Things I Believe.” One of them (paraphrased) was, “I believe women should be put on a pedestal. Just high enough so you can look up her dress.”

He had a good game. I think he’s up to, what, 6 hits in the entire post-season now? I hope he has a long and glorious career because as much as I loathe the Yankees (see 1977 and 1978 World Series and 9/10 year old me) I kind of like Aaron Judge. But right now he’s hitting like an old Richie Sexson.

I am also 50 and have managed to never harass or assault a colleague or anyone in my employ. Creepy assholes are creepy assholes. Age does not excuse it.

Harley-Davidsons are the two-wheeled embodiment of the white male mid-life crisis. And I say this as a middle-aged white dude. I suppose the company, in the last 50 years or so, followed the baby-boomer trajectory of going from a sign of rebellion to a sign of the tired old establishment. Bloated, self-important, and…

Yeah, not suggesting any intent was behind it, but I did wonder if maybe the initial hit wasn’t the problem but the second contact where Keuchly’s head is caught between the defender’s arm and the ground. I guess we’ll never really know. This will be the extent of my CSI act.

Does the Eagles player give Keuchly an extra smack in the head once he’s down, or is that just an illusion from the gif going by too quickly? Not trying to start a thing, but it looks like there’s some secondary contact (not saying it’s intentional) that might have made the situation worse.

Youppi, oui! Nats, non!

Because of course they do.

If you see the video, that is precisely what he did.

Points off for Chris Woodward’s inability to put the Gatorade down for one god damned second, leading to his weak, one-handed, don’t-let-the-rookie-crack-his-skull save attempt.

“geriatric T.J. Hooker” is kinda redundant.

Promise me this ball-hawking douchenozzle doesn’t have an endorsement from MLB, and is just wearing their gear in an attempt to get some screen time. Both are dumb, but one is gross.

She is a terrible person and I will never watch her show but god damn it, Bobby Finger, I cannot stop reading these recaps. You are doing the Lord’s work and I thank you

It’s hard to believe that I still find it hard to believe. At least a couple times a week the fact breaks through the fatigue and I think, “Wait, he’s really the President. Shit.” I will never get over it. I will apologize to my daughter for the rest of my life.

It’s hard to believe that I still find it hard to believe. At least a couple times a week the fact breaks through the fatigue and I think, “Wait, he’s really the President. Shit.” I will never get over it. I will apologize to my daughter for the rest of my life.

Happy to share.