Give it time?

Imagine my surprise! Imagine it. Because it isn’t real. There is no surprise. None.

Trump really likes the phrase “if you want to know the truth.” However, if I ever want to know the truth, he is literally the last person I would talk to. Mostly because the Secret Service won’t let me get close enough.

I wonder what it’s costing him to keep his rent boys quiet.

I would be thrilled if he spent any time on Puerto Rico.

Somehow I think Rex Ryan pronounces it “Dr. Zoos.” With a z. Like an idiot.

Show her having the same god damned argument every morning while trying to get a kid out of bed and off to school and then getting stuck behind a city bus in her 15-year-old car making her late to the office where she discovers that her boss changed all the work she did yesterday and handed it off to the client…

I’ve been reading Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa’s comic update of “Sabrina” that will become this TV show. It is fantastic. It is helped a ton by Robert Hack’s art which is equally wonderful. Do yourself a favor and pick up the first collection. They are really pulling out all the proverbial stops and making it fun, dirty,…

1500 hours? That’s still shorter than any game of Monopoly I’ve ever played.

I think they feed each other. They are messed up and we pay more attention to them which could easily lead to them being more messed up. Maybe they were already a little messed up and the constant attention, good and bad, sends some of them off the edge.

The same people who thought “Parenthood” wasn’t overwrought, sappy garbage and let “everyone talking at the same time and never listening” pass for “drama.”

My daughter was born in 2007. She is 10. You know how she is transforming the workplace? She isn’t. She’s 10. The only workplace she transforms is the Hot Topic when I buy her a t-shirt there and it reduces their inventory by one t-shirt.

I want you to get what you want. So, yes.

In the 10 years I lived in New England, the Pats went 65-95. Went to several games and was able to get 50-yard line seats where some dipshit in a Celtics hat, Red Sox sweatshirt, and Bruins Jacket would inevitably shout “CRIQUI!” over and over again at Don Criqui who was serving some sort of penance in the broadcast…

I think it only fair that Michael Bennett gets a chance to tackle these cops. Now that is a pay-per-view I’d gladly buy.

Conversely, I feel like they went koo-koo with slim fit everything for men. At a time when America is getting... heartier. Myself included. I used to love the GAP because they made stuff for the man of a more leisurely physique. Now they make everything for Japanese pop stars. Alas.

Smart, White, Traditional, and by the looks of your header image, died 72 hours ago.

Smart, White, Traditional, and by the looks of your header image, died 72 hours ago.

Thank you! This is more than I ever thought I’d know about it. Now I know!