hear, not here.

If I had to guess (and I do), it looks like Goff had his eye on Chancellor and/or the goal line and didn’t see Sherman coming until it was too late. If it were just Chancellor, he had a shot at 6. It almost looked like Rams’ #39 was going to make the block on Sherman but it didn’t happen. Thus Goff pulled up in that…

Rami Malek sorta looks like he painted fake eyes on his eyelids so he could sleep and everybody would think he was awake.

I have been to Grand Forks, ND in July and in February. It is both the hottest and coldest place I have ever been. I made the mistake of driving to Minot in a ground blizzard. I am not dead, at least. And I got to stay at the C’mon Inn both times and that alone made it all worth it.

The only thing that would piss Trump off even more would be if SNL stopped doing bits about him.

Whatsa matter? You don’t like my bread bags?

Hey Drew,

Glad the right has anointed their younger, less haggard Ann Coulter. Nothing like getting my dose of politics while rubbing one out.

Christ, his double chins have double chins. Not sure who he thinks he’s kidding. I have a mighty double-chin and I recognize all of his lame tricks to make it appear that he has a jawline, when in fact he has none. SAD!

I’ll allow I could be reading too much into His Orangeness, but his body language in several of the photos I’ve seen since last week has been really interesting. It looks like he’s trying to make himself as small as possible. He’s hunched over and his hands are folded in his lap. Like he’s just praying that nobody…

Can’t wait to see what it does to his hair. This, at least, will be spectacular.

What a pair of oddly shaped heads.

I wish that were true.

My favorites were the ones I had to look up (tardigrade, teratoma, blurrg). You’re educational, too! And the payoff was that much better.

I had read that they stuck with Wahoo because they swept Boston with him, being typically superstitious baseball types. All through game 7 I kept thinking, “Maybe if they lose, they’ll decide Chief Wahoo is bad luck and they’ll put him out to pasture.” It wouldn’t be the most noble reason for ditching the logo, but I…

I know it will never happen, but wouldn’t it be great if we could get everybody to just ignore him? He is such an attention whore, that if the press just stopped covering him it would be worse than death for him. He could bellow and wave his stumpy fingers all he wants and nobody would know. It would be like putting a…

I used to collect those. I would sometimes seek out people who were handing them out, asking if maybe they had other ones, too. I don’t see them as much as I used to, but once in a while I’ll spot one in the wild and I can’t not pick it up. They are sort of like little Tijuana Bibles, but for evangelicals. I miss them.

I have almost the opposite problem. My 9-year-old is hug-crazy with her friends. Sometimes we have to remind her that not everybody likes hugs. So she is working on asking. And when a friend says “no” she doesn’t get bent out of shape, which is a relief to me who is always quietly worrying about what happens to her…

My wife used a “Hooter Hider” when she used to breastfeed our daughter in public. It was basically half a pillow case with a little strap the mother could wear around her neck. I threatened to market my own version but I couldn’t decide if I should call it “Mam-away” or “Boob-B-Gone.” This is why I’ll never be a…

She’s an amateur. This is what major league crazy looks like. She can’t compete.