My old-man gripe is that there is not a single playoff game on non-cable TV until the World Series. I actually like baseball and love playoff baseball but I got rid of cable (we tried Sling for the Olympics and it was balky as hell). So by the time the Series rolls around, I probably won’t care. In my sample size of…

Oh, Curt. Everybody already thinks you’re an asshole, then you went on TV to eliminate any doubt, and you dressed like a 10-year-old to do it. Take your hat off indoors, idiot.

Coincidence?

What does he have against pastry?

You went with “Trillary” and not “Hump”? I admire your restraint. And I accept that somebody probably already pointed this out but fuck if I’m going to sift through 600 comments to check.

Thank you for saying it better than I could. They do tend to bring about a kind of “cult of personality” when you have enough people sucking up the the company head, and a company head who discovers they like all that sucking up.

Needs more hullabaloo.

Though not in the fashion biz, I have worked at several “cool” companies in the gaming biz. I’m starting to feel like any “young/hip/edgy” company is to be avoided like the plague. For all of the assholes on kick scooters and unused foos-ball tables and free cereal, there are plenty of execs and colleagues who would…

If the insole is removable, you could take that out, sprinkle the inside of the shoe with some kind of powder (I use Gold Bond) and then put the insole back in. That takes the squeak out of my athletic shoes, anyway. Sample size: 1.

I made you a shirt.

The Glock & Mr. Chicken. A film classic.

I’m hoping someone will go Ramsay Bolton on Junior. Instead of “Reek” his new name can be “Greasy.”

This late in the game I am aghast that anyone can still be undecided. Unless they are not paying attention. Or profoundly dumb.

Ted Cruz is a sack of crap but Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, can we PLEASE stop trying to make “cuck” happen?

Dear Steve Clevenger,

Is “cucked” some sort of shorthand for cuckolded? So you’re saying that this site’s wife is sleeping with another man? Am I being too literal?

“How much more instructive would home improvement and cooking shows be if they depicted real life:”

You are an inspiration.

Some days I bike. Some days I drive. I try to be mindful of others in either circumstance. Some cyclists are jerks. Most are not. Some motorists are jerks. Most are not. How about we all relax and stop with the pretend outrage. I’ll look out for you. You look out for me. And we’ll all get where we’re going without the…

Put a question mark at the end of that pull-quote and there is my problem with the premise.