We used to use something like that for my daughter when she was 3.

Reading this headline is like staring into the void.

That “double creature” bit at the end fills me with a rage that defies explanation. I don’t expect the grocery store rags to be bastions of legitimate journalism, especially InTouch which I think is heading toward eliminating words altogether, but something about that bit makes me stabby.

Elmer Gantry for the 21st century. He’s not the only one, but he’s the only one I want to see fall off a cliff. And that includes Joel Osteen. Fitting that he moved to Phoenix so he can be closer to hell.

Howdy Goudey is a sentimental favorite, but Furious Carney is not to be underestimated.

When are Christians going to stop being persecuted and marginalized in American society? Oh, wait...

20 years on and my wife and I still start every day by saying, “You gotta have a breakfast, Margie.” I know it’s Norm’s line, but there it is.

I only have half a thought here, but when has that ever stopped anybody? I think this cover is part of the problem. Old guy, young woman. Both are fine, smart actors and I have no beef with either of them, but the juxtaposition does reinforce the idea that men are allowed to age, and are even respected for it, while…

Chyro? I hope they at least considered “Blob.”

Surely it’s because they know their place. “Barefoot and pregnant” has to start somewhere.

So very glad he was run out of Seattle (where I live). Can’t decide which is more galling, though, that he is starting a new church or that he will find people to fill it.

Christ, what an asshole.

Oh, thank god. I only read the headline. I’m done here.

Huh. What do you know? I finally agree with positions held by O’Reilly and Kelly.

I watch football on TV with the sound off. Highly recommended!

Never Forget™

I have the earlier iteration of the Darth Vader figure. My favorite thing to do with it? JAZZ HANDS!

My grandfather always advised us to have “Walking Around Money” and “Running Away Money” and to make damn sure we kept the piles separate.

I am made of just enough ego to gladly accept this accolade, no matter how long after the fact. Glad you enjoyed.

Here, let me tighten this letter up for you, Sarah.