Choreographers? Plural? Somebody got taken.

Love that Seahawks fan in the lower left (around :34), clapping like a seal. I wonder if he (she?) was ever seen again.

That might explain why he yells all the damn time.

I watched a Mrs. America pageant once on TV. Maybe in the early 2000s? It was hosted by Donny Osmond who introduced Miss Utah thus:

What the hell is in his ear?

A thousand times, yes!

Dude knows how to hit a mark.

Thank you for capturing the oogy feeling this whole enterprise was giving me that I could not quite articulate.

I had finally had enough during the recent “hearings” in the attempts to defund Planned Parenthood. I now donate $25 every month to Planned Parenthood in the name of Alabama Governor Robert Bentley. It isn’t much, but I wanted to do something. I am in no way admonishing you to do the same. I guess I’m just sharing how…

Yep. That was my first thought. Works like a charm. Although we do watch a lot of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic now.

Between Carson and Trump, the fatigue is setting in and I find myself kind of hoping that Jeb Bush hangs in long enough to get the nomination. His simpering milquetoastiness looks like actual leadership skills in comparison to the crazier-than-you-are brinksmanship on display between the two front-runners.

Until my daughter was about 3, we didn’t really buy her any gifts. We would wrap a toy she already really liked and give it to her. Once she was done with the paper and/or the box (which is what most little ones really want anyway), something she familiar that she already liked was inside. Everybody wins! I stole the…

Roanoke Mayor is an idiot.

I have five sisters, and a wife, and a daughter. Reading this and then the comments below, I absolutely hate that things like this and many of the other self-defense tools people are discussing have been invented and continue to exist. That said, I am glad they do and will help my family to be prepared.

They decided on this after consumer testing rejected their first idea, a big projection that read “Mug Me!”

Thank you for mentioning this. His half-remembered history is as dangerous as it is stupid.

Gif of the year.

While watching the non-embiggened video above, this was the ad YouTube served up.

The world’s most expensive stock photo.