Do you suppose at some point someone will collect all of the spot-on, semi-disgusting, never-not-funny descriptors of Donald Trump? I am pretty sure I could sit and read a full list of them all day. “Inside-out lower intestine” is especially delightful. Thank you.

Pretty sure you just described this guy.

Can we get an honorable mention for Luke’s stupid god damned hat?

Math! Damn it. Always one step ahead.

RM Williams are gorgeous but cost about three times what Blundstones cost, making them a bit out of my price range. Alas.

Blundstones. Been wearing them for about 15 years and they never fail.

And can we dial back the worship for “Empire Strikes Back” while we’re here. I maintain it’s half a good movie marred by interminable scenes of Luke and Yoda kvetching like the Outer Space Honeymooners.

I’ve been past a few clubs that have “dress codes” posted outside. They are not places I ever want to drink.

Redundant? If you are where you are supposed to be you will be there when you are supposed to be there. Edit, people.

Didn’t realize he was still working. Oh, wait...

I lost 40 pounds in the last couple years and have managed to keep most of it off (I bounce up and down on those last 5, but whatever). While I did quit eating meat (land animals, but I still eat fish) I didn’t cut anything else out, up to and including dairy and cake. Most of the weight loss came from working my ass…

Seriously, I adore the work of these two so very much. This was like a fantasy I didn’t even know I had. I think I could spend days just sitting in the same room with Hanawalt and Beaton, listening to them talk and watching them work. Ah, me...

Can we just start the “I can’t believe anyone ever listened to Diplo” embarrassment now? Let’s get out in front of this one, people. We have more important things to do.

I had them down as extras from Battlestar Galactica. Or maybe Snowpiercer.

It is truly refreshing to hear a pro athlete who speaks like a human and not like a media-trained automaton. I long-ago gave up on post-game interviews as nobody ever says anything worth anything. I’m glad you posted this. Totally worth the time. Go Roberta!

Wow. This was great. I’d never heard this phrase before but I really enjoyed reading this breakdown. I can totally see how it was once considered charming when a “sassy dame” uttered it in a movie but, yeah, it’s for the best that this one has fallen out of use. Thanks for the education. Also, thank you for the image…

Oh, and here’s the closing quotation mark that I left off: ”

“... I have a firmly held religious conviction.

I miss the heady days of Hugh Millen, protected by Eugene Chung, trying to hit Irving Fryar. And going 2-14.

So, did those dumbshits not have any shirts without Patriots logos on them? “Eh, just tape over it.” That’s some KGB level security, that is. How about you just don’t wear your stupid Patriots gear when engaging in legally dubious activities on behalf of the team? Dumb. How is this all just coming out now?