Baloney.

“... a dumb person trying to sound smart. Or a smart person with a financial stake in convincing dumb people his superwater works.”

Thanks, man. This was really nice. I’m not even going to try to be snarky about it (which is maybe why I will die in the grays, but whatevs). I’m just going to read it again. Especially that third paragraph. Poetry is what that is.

Why am I supposed to not like her? I missed a meeting. I like her quite a lot, actually. Haven’t seen everything she’s done, but I enjoy her in the things I have seen. I might also have a movie-star crush on her. Still, though, what has she done/not done that I’m supposed to not like her over?

The color of this hand compared to the color of his face makes me think this is not actually his hand.

Good on him. I guess that sweet Nike money is more important to the USATF than letting one of their premier athletes compete in his event.

I just set up a monthly donation to Planned Parenthood. They allow you to make the donation “in honor” of someone. I made mine “in honor” of Governor Bentley. That felt really good.

Did you see how they were dressed? They were asking for it.

“I will never get tired of this!” -Bart Simpson

“Ferdinand Gottschalk” might be one of the greatest names in the history of names.

“Not only did every adult member of the 2001 crew return...”

“Gmail was our bulletproof method of communication, beyond the reach of the city and the public,” Graswich said.

This is *also* a punchable face, this is.

My interest in the NFL pretty much begins and ends with the “Why Your Team Sucks” series. I didn’t know Al Davis died (although he looked like he might have died long before they buried him). I did a genuine spit-take when I looked up Mark Davis. I see he is among the insanely wealthy few who hold on to their money by…

As a not-totally-hatchet-faced 47-year-old man who has been mostly-happily married for 17 years (and a dad for almost 9 years), my advice to Tony is pay attention to your wife who just might still love you despite your very real and relatable anxiety about sliding into obscurity after a lifetime of feeling important…

That’s the sound of synergy! Or something. Home runs are now “brought to you by” BNSF on the Seattle broadcast, so they play a recording of the horn on those glorious occasions when one of the Ms socks a dinger.. The actual train horns during home games are not quite so expertly timed.

I am old. It sounded like two songs playing at the same time. Good night, kids. Grampa is going to bed.

I don’t have cable so I’m missing a lot of the WWC games as they happen. Not only am I grateful for all the clips you run, but I love that they are always the Spanish language highlights. I don’t speak more than a few words of Spanish, but I think all soccer/futbol matches should be required to have Spanish-only…

Perhaps appropriately, this DBC (it’s the 21st Century, abbrevs for all!) reminded me of John Candy.