Before you marry in to the royal family, do you think that they test your fertility/ability to get pregnant?  Because it seems sort of amazing that every single woman that marries in gets pregnant almost immediately.

I don’t want her to be sad, because I honestly think she’s been through enough, including being harassed and bullied online and blamed for her ex’s death, but I think she deserves better than someone who talks publicly about fucking her the way he does. 

I actually feel kind of bad for both of them. It’s hard enough being young and in love. All those chemicals can make even the most level-headed among us act like idiots. But then throw the spotlight on them, add some not-insignificant trauma, dial up the scrutiny to 11, and those two (very) young people never had a…

I hope they adopt.

My BFF is a funeral director, and childless. When someone asks her this question, usually an older relative, she asks in the sweetest voice, when are you planning on dying. 

Maybe she was smuggling samosas, Miss Kimball. Those weddings look dreary as fuck. Maybe she had an entire samosa pie in there. Who are we to judge?

I hope Megan and Henry frustrate everyone by refusing to procreate.  That would be hilarious.  

Ain’t that the truth

It sounds like Heaven.

LOL. I don’t know either of these 2 chicks but once again Elizabeth Banks comes out a winner

I bind you Azealia from doing harm- harm against other people and harm against yourself.

Khalsa, who had previously toured with the Red Hot Chili Peppers

If names are any indication, Sat Hari Khalsa would be Sikh. However, I would not be surprised if she took the name because she felt inspired by Sikhism in some way but doesn’t particularly practice any one spirituality. It is possible she was raised Sikh, but not likely. 

Where is Mistah Fingah?

I want to join Maisie and Sophie’s squad. That is all.

Last year when she was doing talk shows, I watched as she was becoming less coherent by the day. Then she cancelled right before The Social was about to go live (in Toronto). It was obvious to me that she’s filled with rage, but also that she was making it about her and her rambling, dark feelings on Hollywood. Same…

Not a date, but I was on a plane once next to a guy who asked me where the plane was going. That was... interesting.

I went out with a guy once for coffee, and then once more on a “real” date. It was half way through this one that, thanks to chit chat, a family photo, and his distinctive first name, I realized his dad was one of my regular clients.

I met a guy on a Greyhound bus. He was very cute and we were making tentative plans to hang out at our destination but then we started talking about writing.

Dude kept negging me. Finally he said my freckles were “nature’s crude stippling” - when I laughed and kindly told him to fuck right off and started to leave, he dropped the haughty demeanor and begged me to stay on the date. Gross.