“medical emergency” (read: one of the obese passengers had a heart attack)

the only cruise i would ever do is a viking river cruise. this is because their ads before PBS Masterpiece always made me want to be an elegant retiree gliding along the rhone with my aging but still dashing lawyer husband while taking in the sights of ancient europe, but also because it’s a river so if the boat…

and checking the stove and the door lock before leaving the house is healthy, but doing so seven times in a row ritually is OCD. The difference between healthy and unhealthy behavior is one of degrees.

Curly Fries will ruin your eyes!

Seconding Flaments. Severely restricting your diet from age 7 to the point where nutritional deficiencies blind and deafen you is not a “stupid choice”, it’s a fucking eating disorder.  Choose empathy, mate.

I mean, my mum noticed I had a very restrictive diet (probably for reasons similar to this condition) and had me on multivitamins. They were these chalky strawberry things and I didn’t like them (I only liked the gummy ones) but she gave them anyway because my fruit and veg intake as a child despite her best efforts…

But I’m sure Meghan did something today that the Daily Mail can be outraged by instead of talking about this.

Feel free to ignore this unsolicited advice but episode one of Designing Women was on YouTube last I checked. 

Thank you for writing this. I love Little Women as a book but I needed this today mostly because my boyfriend tried me the other night by insisting that makeup artists, hairdressers, and interior designers have no use in the world and are vapid and “contribute to patriarchy” (interior design oppresses women???).…

lolololol yeah sure that's what it is, I don't know what I was thinking

How could she have done [insert sensationalistic description of a single sex act] for so little money? In this viewpoint, women in porn—and only women in porn—are permanently surrendering something of themselves. From this perspective, any dollar amount is shameful. It’s why the Twitter discourse and the mainstream…

Deep-fried PB&J is one of the world’s best culinary inventions. It’s basically one of those Smuckers Uncrustables things, which makes it functionally a PB&J empanada. I haven’t had one in almost a decade and now I want one so bad.

I had to basically be invaluable during legislative session to get the “ability” to work remotely until the day I was induced despite the fact that my doctor wanted me to start my leave around 34 weeks when I started to have preterm labor.  I gave birth overdue and worked up until the last minute - only a week…

She is just a theater nerd, who made it. 

Why should we hate Anne Hathaway again?? She is openly talking about infertility issues, which is still kind of a taboo to talk about, because it’s all woman’s fault. 

In order to enjoy PaR I have to pretend Crisp Rat doesn’t exist and that Andy Dwyer is a real person just playing himself.

Yeah I feel like I’m one of many women who might be the audience for this ad? I shave my legs and sometimes my thighs, but I’ve never shaved my pits or pubes. It’s nice to be reminded that body hair is an aesthetic choice, not some type of horror to be abolished. 

This list has always been suspect since it’s never included Walken or Kattan.

Yeah, Pine seems great, but CLEARLY it’s Evans—Hemsworth—Pine.