“Pregnant People Are the Ultimate Endurance Athletes”
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I disagree.
She’s the best-selling musician of her generation and one of the best songwriters of all time. She was TIME’s person of the year, she’s testified against the man who sexually assaulted her, and she’s become a political activist. But Taylor Swift will have accomplished nothing, nothing, in her 30 years on this planet un…
Pre bed ice cream when I’m stoned is my shiiittt
They look ecstatic. This is very, very cute. I know all babies are wonderful. But is it strange that I’m a little disappointed Meghan and Harry’s first child isn’t a girl? For some reason, I just kind of assumed they would have a girl. Harry seems like the kind of man who would be thrilled to father a girl - and…
I mostly believe the rich should be eaten by the starving masses and even I think jail time for this ridiculous “scandal” would be absurd.
I mean they look like fun!
Garlic in the vagina is a bad idea for a number of reasons. It might even inspire your partner to come to bed with a cruet of olive oil and a bit if Parmigiano Reggiano in an attempt to make some sort of weird pudenda aglio e olio and we can’t have that.
This is true but I would be far more inclined to celebrate veganism if we would all admit that literally millions of white women use veganism as an excuse/cover for their anorexia/bulimia. Veganism is all over the pro-eating disorder blogs (yes, those exist, ugh) as a great tactic for fooling people into not…
ectopic pregnancies have to be terminated which is also called an abortion
It would have been nice if Jenna Bush acknowledged that ectopic pregnancies have to be terminated which is also called an abortion, and that abortion probably saved her from bleeding to death because it kept her Fallopian tube from rupturing. She had an opportunity to educate the Faux News crowd with real life real…
Uuuuugh, I had one of those. He was THE WORST. It made me stop fucking him altogether. Don’t guilt me for ensuring my orgasm, asshole!
I missed your whole point because now I’m drooling and hungry.
That was poetry, Buttstuff666!
Yes, thank you! My first thought after reading this was back to an ex-bf who used to get pissy if I did a wake and bake before morning sex, like I wouldn’t have wanted to if I wasn’t high. Like you said, I like sex, but for me it can be a whole lot better with some herb - a girl can get very creative. It’s like okay…
Also like...biscuits are good. You know what makes them better? Jam. Honey butter. Gravy. Strawberries and whipped cream. A fried chicken cutlet and some hot sauce, maybe with a lil cheddar. Would I eat a plain biscuit? Hell yeah. But that doesn’t mean that I can’t enhance it. Can I enjoy life without being high? I…
For real. Eat the rich AND smoke their weed!
It’s also easy to be high on life when you’re born never having to worry about paying your cell phone bill, or how you’re going to deal with your student loans, and to basically have success handed to you. Also, I don’t believe him for a second.