I never realized how much Gwen Stefani looks like a blurry Miley Cyrus in a wig...huh.

You do give a fuck but not that much

I thought this was Dirt Bag initially... Can this be Dirt Bag? Because it’s the best dirt bag.

That’s Gwen Stefani. She is looking kinda different...

My eyes must be having a bad day. First Fan and now this one. Is that not Gwen Stefani ?

Is the person the confused with Gwen Stefani a person we are supposed to know? 

I really appreciate the scanned magazine pages. You do give a fuck but not that much, it’s a fine balance. Cheers to you, friend.

god dammit GP, do not insult cup-of-soup

I work at a yoga studio in Austin, and one South By Southwest I was practicing; we were about 15 minutes into class. The door suddenly opens and three dirty-looking kids with jeans on came in and plopped down when I realized IT’S SHIA THE BEEF and his wife! They attempted the class quite admirably and then afterwards…

Her show would get huge ratings.

I hate myself for clicking on this article.

“I never thought he would get married to a royal. He’s a charming boy and all that but not the most intelligent and I would never have thought this would happen.”

I love Jack Brooksbank's grandmother.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

I don’t want to ungrey this but I have to bc your take is so fucking bad, so fucking creepy, so bizarre and I feel that others need to see what an ass you are. And as for the person you responded to, I don’t get any Gomez Stan vibes, just a funny commentary on a celeb couple.

Trust me if Selena Gomez came up to him and said “I love you” he would divorce/breakup with Hailey ASAP. That’s my theory, I’m sticking to it. 

I appreciate Rob’s honesty on what it really takes to achieve a body like that. I roll my eyes when Cameron Diaz and Renee Zellweger claim to have high metabolism or Kate Middleton says that running after her kids is what keeps her in shape.

Cliff and Claire tried to warn Elvin not to quit medical school to open that wilderness store.