I’m trying to get sober right now. (It’s very, very new. Like, a couple days. Like, this is the first time I’m talking about it, online or IRL.) It sucks, and I admire Demi Lovato’s years of sobriety, of course, but also her honesty about her recent relapse. I hope she recovers from her OD and makes her way back to…

FUCK YOU JLO YOU MAKE ME SICK

As someone who spent the better part of the early 90s with a horrendous heroin addiction (lost our family, friends, and spent couple years living on the LA streets until we got our lives together- thanks to the magic of a pregnant street cat who gave us 6 lives to live for), I am sending this young lady all my love…

As soon as I saw the Texas Monthly link, I said to myself, “Ooh, I hope it’s Skip Hollandsworth,” and then squealed a bit at the confirmation. Check out his archive on the site, especially if you’re into cold-case true crime. He is a truly remarkable writer and has a burgeoning fan club (not just me!).

Two weeks ago, on a sunday, I was at my second job, a bookstore that I work during the weekends. On this day, Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus came in together. (She is from my city and has a house here) They bought a ton of books, they were all lovey dovey. That same day, all the news outlets were saying they broke up.…

I legit look forward to Dirt Bag twice a day, only to end up feeling so freaking old.

Murdered it.

Number 1 was both interesting and horrific.

I’m with you. Personally, I like a stone that doesn’t dwarf the finger - not too big, not too small. Don’t get me wrong, I like cocktail rings, but not for the ring finger.

The rings are okay. Posing like a jewelry model to show them off unless you’re actually shooting an ad now, that, is gaaauuudy.

Hot take: most of VB’s rings are gauuuddddyyy. Don’t @ me*.

Wow. That is a LOT of douchiness in that photo of Spencer and Bieber.

Male host to male guest:

The headline of that story is so misleading! The full gossip item is that they had planned an elaborate wedding and then called it off and broke up. So when their reps responded, they were responding to that whole thing— not just that they broke up.

So true! Though, if I think about it too much, which of course I am, Trent has a pretty physically demanding job.  Putting on rock shows is definitely a workout, and I figure it’s more sustained than acting jobs where you have stunt doubles doing all the hard shit!

Right? Back in the 90s, who would have thought Trent Reznor would age like fine wine, and Depp and Pitt would be scraggly old men? (Pitt less so than Depp, but still.)

Well helloooooo, older Trent Reznor! (Haven’t seen him in a while. Niiiice.)

Those are brown people though, Americans don’t care.

I AM HAVING A ROUGH WEEK AND I NEED JAMIE FOXX AND KATIE HOLMES “RELATIONSHIP” TO STAY STRONG GOD DAMNIT. I NEED LOVE TO BE REAL.