your parents were born like a year before my oldest brother was born...

Not cool. Shakira is, well... a Saint!

Yeah, but they also name their babies Nigel.

Isn’t it cute when women eat? [E! Online]

I had never heard of the name Sinjin before but looking it up (for the clueless), it’s Hebrew for god is good and also a phonetic spelling of st. john. I actually really like the name Sinjin, it doesn’t feel and look as literal as “Saint”, especially combined with an equally literal and blunt last name “West”.

Even Nets. Nets West.

This is a face that sees a monthly chemical peel.

Oh god, Mimi. I’ve never identified with you until now. Setting age sensors to “eternally oblivious.”

C’mon people, the British name their sons St. John (Sinjin) all the damn time.

Blake Shelton, Gwen Stefani, and Adam Levine’s dynamic makes me uncomfortable.

Meh. Even with bare bottom I’m just getting safe Greek yogurt commercial vibe from this.

The dicks of the world appreciate your important advocacy.

So true. Wojtek the bear fought the fascists, drank beer and ate cigarettes better than any person I can think of.

I thought you were talking about John Stamos at first and it really made me laugh. Is john stamos the male counterpart to Ariana Grande? I see no evidence to show the contrary.

Better than Canada Dry if you’re in the mood for a Boston Cooler though. Mmmm all that gingery syrup and vanilla ice cream.

Can someone please touch Shia’s soul so he’ll stop asking?

My conservative FIL gets the exact opposite of those Xmas cards from my husband and I. I’m always squinty and high on the pots, and instead of children there's 4 dogs.

They don’t worship Satan. If you google their tenets, they highly value bodily autonomy, compassion, and science. Which is why they’re fighting for religious and personal rights.

I’m pretttttttyyy sure women seeking abortions know about the responsibilities of parenthood, which is in large part why they want abortions. Way to treat women like ignorant thoughtless children, Michigan.

This is a good article about Judy Clarke who defended Ted Kaczynski, Jared Loughner, and other really horrendous people. People who are supposedly indefensible. I would be in law (except for the whole student loans thing), and she’s an incredible person. A recommended read!