Biologically speaking, breasts are a secondary sex characteristic. For males, a secondary sex characteristic would be the Adam’s apple. So, all the men have to wear cravats so we ladies won’t be tempted by those weird, bulgy throat lumps?

How many homeless pups could have been helped with that hundred grand? I try not to be (outwardly) judgemental, but these people should be ashamed of themselves!

Damn.

THAT GUM I LIKE IS COMING BACK IN STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Universe,

God, I’m so lucky. My mom, while a pretty devout Southern Baptist, was an even devouter bibliophile. We were poor, and a more prosperous friend lent me the first three hp books (cuz I’m old and the others hadn’t been written yet) in hardcover. I read them in a week, and then my mom did the same. For years she spoke of…

Is it pronounced...”PEE-Po?”

Man, once in a while, the right thing happens.

The chair of my college theatre dept was dorm roomates with Riker in college. Chairperson said that he was exactly how one would expect him to be.

As does Walter B. Jones!

I’m a winner and so are you! <3 <3

Forever an ever, amen.

Thank you so much! I feel like an asshole, but what can ya do?

God. Damn it.

Wha fuck?

DUDE fuck Coldplay.