Also, upon posting, I realized how blowjobby that gif is.

Glad I could make you chuckle! Here’s a crazy hamster thing for you too. <3

I live in Texas, and this is accurate!

I agree...(spoken in a hushed tone...)

Bless his little heart.

Wha fuck?!

This dumb motherfucker.

My mind. Is blown. Laptop and snacks?!?!

Call me stoned at noon, but I just imagined someone pooping such a tall poop that they rise up to the ceiling and spin around at the top.

If I get one of these things, I’m probably gonna invite people over to try it! I just got a meat smoker too, so I’ll probably just combine the two experiences.

A superior pooping position? It’s the thing I’ve been searching for all my life! Thank you so much. :)

Haha super “bummed.”

I’m thinking about getting a squatty potty, y’all...thoughts?

God damn it, Ben Carson. You made me agree with a thing Donald Trump said.

X 1000000000

With the magic of the internet, more viable than ever! Amazon your groceries to you, blog or sell shit, and never ever leave. And start growing orchids in your living room.