This is weird, but here I go:
I think Gordon Ramsey’s penis is probably avg. sized and oddly pointy.
ohballs
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So am I! If my mom had had to give birth to twins at 19, I would not have been born. But my mother carried a culturally-instilled guilt with her for the rest of her days, a guilt that I’ve never been able to understand. How does anyone have the right to judge another human being’s decisions?
LADDERS!!!!!!!!!!
Oooh, you and me both, Tyra.
“Legislation To Protect Students Accused of Rape”
Isn’t that society?!
Okay, so I saw this headline this morning before work, but I didn’t read the whole thing until just now, so I have been existing in the world thinking that Ben Affleck and Fran Drescher are now dating.
I am decidedly crestfallen.
My grandmother always wore Revlon’s “Fire and Ice.” Fierce shade, if I do say so.
I teach yoga at a studio in Austin, Tx. During South by Southwest, my studio was doing a special “sound healing” class with various didgeridoos and chimes. Yup, it’s as crunchy as it sounds.
So twenty minutes into the flow, the door to the studio opens, and four dirty kids with badges stream in and plop down. One of…
“Husky susurration.” Mmm, the wordsmith in me relishes that. Good show! Everyone say it under their breath.
Right?! Somebody solve this case so I can spend (probably) an unreasonable amount of money on those cute-ass pants!
Gimme them pants, Kate Hudson.
Totes.
That motherfucker!
My essentials are Benefit “That Gal” face primer...Benefit Cheek and Lip Stain, with Smith’s Rosebud Salve on top. And Maybelline Great Lash Mascara. Also some sort of little hand cream or moisturizer. (Also, if you’re broke, you can use cut-up coffee filters as blotting papers! I keep some in a…
Seabirds are dope.
What do y’all do to shake off being in a rut?
I began running again and was feeling really positive about it. Then I donated blood for the first time on Tuesday and it knocked me out. Physically I’m fine, but taking a couple days off completely threw me and I haven’t exercised since. Not to mention that I live in Texas…
Me too, its soooooo frustrating!