Ooh, wow!

Everybody. Loves. Pitbull.

It’s all about pills these days. Weed is becoming an old people’s pastime. And thank the lord for it, in my personal, old opinion.

Was that John Cena?! I’m seeing this movie thrice!

I did a double take at Susan Boyle’s name as I was reading that last one.

Whaaaaaa?! That is actually, real-life insane.

This is how this entire situation makes me feel...

Little Blueberry! Here’s my Louise:

On the contrary, I think it’s the healthiest way to be. Because it’s gonna happen at some point.

You bet. Wet paper towel until the magic flows.
I drove from North Carolina to Texas with my cat when she was 3 weeks old. I stopped in Mississippi for gas and a poop. I was sitting half in, half out of my car, stimulating my tiny Louise’s anus as a pencil-long loop dangled from her person (?) and she screamed her…

I found my cat when she was two weeks old and had to hand raise her. I miss feeding her so much! Sometimes I would just start crying...because of the cute! I do not miss having to play momma-cat with her bowels, however.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Yes, it saves tons and tons of money, not to mention heartache and strife, but what does it say to young girls? Everyone knows that there are consequences if you have sex (especially if you enjoy it). Virtue above all, angels! Keep sweet, ya’ll.

I have lots of friends (mid-twenties, no kid..dies), who are getting IUD’s and they seem fab! I have the long-term implant that runs out in about two and a half years, and if male bc isn’t available by then, I think I’ll get a non-hormonal IUD.

Oh shit I put that in the wrong place! Unsuccessful Kinja moment.

“In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”