Holy balls!

Fuck yeah!! Windex (and John Corbett) on everything, bitches!

So dismaying.

Tonight I cooked this sea scallop recipe:https://food52.com/recipes/9118-s… for my partner and myself. I caramelized leeks and danced around my kitchen whilst watching the episode of Gilmore Girls where Rory and Dean break up (the second time) and Logan whisks her away in a limo to jump off a high thing in a ballgown.…

That’s way fucked up.

A cum bridge-troll? Gross yet oddly fitting.

BUT WHAT ABOUT TEH SLUTS?!?!?!?!

With metal teeth and the strength of five go-rillas!

Me to my boyfriend just now: “Babe, if we’re still having sex in 2017, will you do the birth control for a while?”

Team Logan, ya’ll. Bring it.

I own it now, but I was told this as a sophomore in high school...needless to say, it haunted me for a few. Fuck you, Eric Gray!

Incredible.

“You’re weird-pretty.”

This is the best idea in the whole world!

Dude, Logan was so hot. #1.

How very Jackie O of her!

That sounds like actual heaven. Good for y’all; happy anniversary!

Okay, Kate Moss is delicious!