Well, fuck.

Okay, 1) Julianne Moore is INCREDIBLE and so is Kim Gordon.

Free Man in Paris.

NOT JONI, GODDAMN IT!

Give him to me now please.
I shall give him a lavender-scented bath and let him ride around in the crook of my neck all the time and be that girl walking around south Congress with a squirrel on her neck. Maybe I'll even get dreads and start busking.
This is the beginning of a whole new life!!!

Harkening back to school times, I give this article a hearty, "No duh."

Listen to music REAL loud in your car. Liz Phair.

It's cute...but it also looks like that rich lady that had too much plastic surgery. Thus, I'm slightly unsettled and confused. I want to love it!

"Kanye will breeze into a store and immediately start pulling looks for Kim to try on. He likes to pose her after he's picked out her outfits. He gets completely in the zone."

I think they're made for each other.

Yup. That's a person on acid, all right.

Don't beat yourself up about it!!!! Idris wouldn't want you to. He wants to pour you a glass of wine and brush your hair for you.
Too much? Not enough?

Cillian Murphy, Paul Bettany, and Bowie? I tip my hat to anyone who appreciates good bone structure.

I wanna play!

I just can't reconcile myself to those who say that Julia Roberts is mean. I know it's probably true, but I just don't want to believe it. Oh Shelby!

"Not consistent with our values."
Oh yeah. Oh jeez, sure.

That pout tho.

Yeah, I wanna know too!

I've definitely started recommending it to people as a lifestyle choice.

Once I was having a terrible day and some guy in a Confederate flag t-shirt told me to "smile, gorgeous." I hissed at him like a cat and he literally ran away.
I suddenly began having a wonderful day! Thanks, Cletus, wherever you are. Stop telling women what to do with their faces.

When I was little, I was way into Barbies, and I remember thinking that breasts would look better sans nipples! And my genitalia vs. Barbie's pristine pudenda? Forget about it. What was that all about?!