Oh, that Mittens...

Yeah, fuck this shit.

Holy shit, DON'T DO THAT TO GRANDMA!

If you swap Ratner for McG, I'm in.
I think McG could make this work.

"It says nothing about breasts, which are of course present on some 50 percent of people in Thailand and around the world."

I feel like men have breasts. Men can get breast cancer-Rod Roddy died of breast cancer!
Some people's breasts produce milk and some don't. Is that weird?

The tortoises are back, after all! : )

Murphy Brown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I worked at a little vegetarian coffeeshop in Southern Illinois wherein the only changing table was in the men's. And the ladies' was filled with free condoms! Oh, how I miss you, Longbranch Cafe!

Obvi. God.

Oh my god I don't want to watch the dementia film bc I don't want to cry foreverrrrrrrrrr.

DUDE. What's Paula Cole doing these days anyways?

For your consideration: Delicate, a little flowery without being cloying, and the packaging makes me feel pretty. Also it's wonderful for dry patches on your elbows or knees in a pinch!

For your consideration: Delicate, a little flowery without being cloying, and the packaging makes me feel pretty. …

My boyfriend is working on this pilot here in Austin starting Thursday!

Shit fire.

#StabIn

Yeesh. If you need me, I'll be in the gallows, with your humor.

I say god dayum!

How is assaulting law-abiding people seeking medical care with gory images, shouting insults and obscenities, and playing freaking crying baby sounds on a loudspeaker peaceful?

This kind of shit is terrorism.

But he digs Zappa?